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Below is a list of everything every character in BT Productions said. Characters go in alphabetical order.

Abigail ShirleyEdit

  • I am serious. And don't call me Abigail Shirley.
  • Hey WB Shield! We're saved!
  • It looks like someone has to pay for a fourth wall break.
  • I think it's 420. There had to be many shelter runs, right?
  • You are seriously a bad person if you can break the fourth wall twice in one day. I'm leaving since you are so bad!
  • And make sure he regrets becoming the BrantSteele champion!
  • Not me.
  • Thanks.
  • Hi Wally! It's good to see you again!
  • I love you!
  • Without Sam and Scotty?! Are you nuts?! Look at them!
  • Hey Ambrose? Patty? We are going out to find some weapons, so I just want to make sure you're still alive and well...
  • Ambrose! Patty! You don't want to miss the motivational speech!
  • There you are, and what the heck are you doing?!
  • Now that's too much information. Disgusting! Eew. Eeeeeew!!!
  • Agreed!
  • Incoming!
  • I took Harvey Zilth out of the battle, since he accidentally killed my best friend and who knows what else he could've done.
  • SAM!
  • Ambrose?! What do you think you're doing?!
  • Microsoft Sam's behavior has changed.

Aero SecretiiEdit

  • What the?! I think my personality got flip-flopped!

AmyEdit

  • Mario!!! What are you doing inviting us into your shelter?!
  • ...so that you can reveal my sister is called Spare-a-mey!
  • Your lesson is about the words "who" and "whom" and how they should be used.
  • Wow! You really changed my sister's name.
  • You seriously invited Sam in for this?!
  • Don't you dare! Don't you dare! Don't you dare!
  • Will this convince you to help my kill my sister Samey!
  • Roman... why are you still mad? I thought you calmed down already.
  • Wowzies! I actually heard Roman say something! I need to let Microsoft Mike know!
  • What's going on here?
  • But I was too busy laughing when Xerneas appeared, yet no deaths occurred. Why?
  • But you're supposed to be all-knowing about us Total Drama contestants! I BLAME SAMEY FOR THIS!
  • That was cool. The first four characters to talk were the first four to get an event in the bloodbath.
  • Shut up, Same-mey!
  • But who cares? You mistreated Scotty while I mistreated Samey. We could form a hate duo!

Barbie MarshallEdit

  • ME TOO!

Barry Weiss Edit

  • If anybody has any objections to why Cameron and Mario shouldn't be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.
  • Samey, are you alright?
  • Dave, will you please stop! You might cause a rockalanche!
  • At least the world's not gonna be filled with Dave Hesters.
  • Looks like we're going to have to end our lives as busts.
  • Hey, looks like everyone is back in the game.

Ben Wilburn WarnerEdit

  • Do not worry, Sam! The doctor will get the problem over with!
  • Yes, I am, Sam. You suddenly getting sick is a very serious issue. We cannot have the director out sick.
  • Take it easy, Mr. Warner. You thought you did the soap punishment and only that. Stay cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum is coming on!
  • Now, what should we name her?
  • Sorry we are so late, guys!
  • Sam! Beulah! Stop with the nonsense! We were coming to assist you!
  • No, no, Sam! Do not throw a tantrum! Remember what happened in LTIB Episode 45: More Logo Mayhem?
  • That's right, Sam. Keep your cool now.
  • No, Sam! Are you okay?
  • Oh mama! Did... somebody... get... the... license... of... that... truck?!
  • To be honest, Beulah should've left us as soon as she found out Scotty was dead. But I can accept.
  • Even though the shield threw a tantrum that threatened to leave me the last man standing, Sam still called him names. That caused Guy, Sam, and the shield to get into a big fight with me standing from the sidelines. The fight left them vulnerable to the Z-guys, leaving me last man standing just as the shield said he would. Even though that happened, the only person I cannot stand to see die is the director! So I tried to help Sam get back up from what has happened. However, I realized getting the director back may be as hard as I thought when I saw him showing the same traits as those Z-guys. Multiply that by my injuries from Harvey Zilth's tantrum and you got one big sticky situation. Until next time, this has been a special episode of Looney Tunes Intro Bloopers.
  • Just take care of this already!

Beulah VolkenburgerEdit

  • I'll get cleaned up...
  • Together, we will kill Microsoft Sam-
  • MICROSOFT FUCKIN' SAM! FOR BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL... YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!!
  • Ouch. My crotch! Oww!
  • Sorry!
  • I think we could let this incident pass for now, because of having to have WB Shield here somewhere.
  • Oww. Need some help, Guy...
  • Yes! Agreed!
  • So Anna, I heard you made Zira throw a tantrum.
  • Choke on this rampage, you harlot!
  • Ready to leave now, Scotty?
  • Please don't die, Scotty! I love you!
  • We are both at risk of dying! We still love each other!
  • You infernal imps are in the wrong room!
  • I got cancer and I need a way to get rid of it.
  • I need to see how Scotty is doing! I still love him!
  • We had several issues involving the Z-guys before we even arrived here!
  • Hi, Guy. Hopefully I made it just in time to see Scotty!
  • OH NO! WHY, SCOTTY, WHY!!! IT WAS ALL MY FAULT! IF I DIDN'T GET SLOWED DOWN BY THOSE Z-GUYS, I WOULD'VE MADE IT WHILE SCOTTY WAS STILL ALIVE!
  • Microsoft Sam, how could you do this to my boyfriend?! Rehire him now!
  • You heard him, Sam! Give us a chance!
  • I will throw him across the studio like I used to do to Sam!
  • And somebody needs to tend to Mr. Warner now! He's badly hurt!
  • Just give all that you need and we'll trade right away. We need what we can to save our boss.
  • Hey! I didn't say me!
  • A lunatic fringe as leader?! It's the end!
  • Oh my goodness! That's a lot of gas!
  • I know, right?! I never knew Scotty loved Sam all this time! Well, I kinda saw that coming since I was a cheater...
  • By hooking up with Scotty, I was cheating on you. And you never realized it until it was too late. I'm sorry, and I promise it will never happen again.

Blaine ColeEdit

  • I'd say so.
  • Ditto with what Sam said. I think we need sleep as well...
  • You made me cry!
  • Never worry, Turbo. I will take care of that thing for you.
  • Not me.

Blazer Edit

  • YOLO!
  • That's not what I meant!
  • Go get her...?
  • Forgive me for that?
  • Yes! Yes! Yes!
  • I'm seriously thinking about burning Pika. But host says no burning allowed.
  • I have an idea on how he may have died! Some intruder made a path of gasoline to him and then set the fire off in a safe direction!
  • Something's ablazing here!

Bruce Secretii Edit

  • You know, seeing all of this racket reminds me of the good old days, when there were no custom events. Just your average vanilla simulator.
  • That's a good question. I might just do that. The only complication is that coding is managed by Chris McLean. But I am sure he can take care of anything in a jiffy as long as something does not become "lost".
  • Good. Because if you were hesitant, I would've had the other Secretiis attack you. It's part of my job being an HSP member...
  • Oh... Did I make the decision already, Seth Rollins?
  • What's the matter, can't treat those Secretiis fairly?!
  • I want to send you to the Beach Cannon for this!
  • That's fair. We've haven't thrown tantrums yet, so we're all-
  • You mean to say, Lily had gone out on a journey without us?!
  • Hey gals! Nice to take a break from the secret levels for once!
  • Let me take at this! I know the real deal behind these cards...
  • What the?! I am not invited to the party?! How dare you leave out the one Flower Secretii that could have all the knowledge about Necrozma?!
  • Yoshi, Necrozma is basically the thing that sent the invitations to you. It designed the invitations to have design features similar to itself. Black. Refracts light. The Prism Star symbol on the back of the card.
  • Anyways, I am not here to cause trouble like Necrozma assumed I would do. I just want to get a good look at The Blinding One.
  • Basically, a long story short, Necrozma is also known as "The Blinding One", and if there was one thing I want to achieve as a person that knows a lot about Necrozma, it's to look at the form behind the nickname. It looks so amazing! It's basically a four-winged light dragon with multicolored eyes! That has to be so cool, right?! I just want a good look at it!
  • Worry no more Necrozma! I, Bruce Secretii, have come in to save the day!
  • I have collaborated with the other Secretiis and the people at the party to come up with a gift for Necrozma here! Since the Secretii job pays no money whatsoever, we had to organize some sort of donation box so that I had enough money to put together this gift! And now, the gift is coming to you. I hope you enjoy it.
  • I swear if this gift is not enough to bring out The Blinding One, I am going to be so disappointed in myself...
  • What did you do, Glitch?! You ruined the gift we all planned for Necrozma! It is about to go into Ultra Burst and it is all thanks to your stupid ass!
  • Sorry about my language, Yoshi. But it had to be done. After all, Glitch did ruin our present...
  • And... Necrozma is gone. Again.
  • You have a point, sis. I think I kinda succeeded. Well, my gift did bring out The Blinding One, just not in the way I expected...
  • Oh maaaaaaan! All I wanted to do was get a good look at The Blinding One and be in blissful awe over how beautiful and gorgeous it looks... but Glitch had to come by and make the transformation come about in horrific fashion!
  • I cannot believe Lily and Yoshi fell for it that easily! All I had to do was pretend to be an Alolan Pokemon that would normally be so thirsty over The Blinding One! Glitch didn't deserve being chewed out, you know? Glitch is a Secretii! We must treat them like family.
  • Actually! The real person at fault is Sam! If he arrived earlier, he could've prevented the Ultra Burst and thus Eevee and Pikachu wouldn't to face Ultra Necrozma! Sam is the leader of Code LTIB for a good reason!
  • Yoshi, what's wrong? Another attack?
  • Agreed. Yoshi, we're bringing you back to Pinna Park.
  • Fine! Anything to please sis.
  • Yoshi! Why did you crush Sam like that?!
  • In that case, I shall take this back...

CameronEdit

  • Yay for me!
  • I will.
  • Get out of here!
  • No wonder! 15 of us, gone!
  • Said the one who used to be a grouch to Scotty...
  • Beth! You must've rigged the story!
  • Barry's right. We should not cause any loud soundwaves while we are in this cave system.
  • Hey, Seth is right! The rocks didn't crush us! Crush us...
  • The Ray of Life has a chance of coming out of the sun's rays. It only appears once in every seven hours! Astronomical!

Chris McLean Edit

  • Pokemon, let's stop! I am sounding the horn now!
  • Attention everyone... Fletchling may be in critical condition after Ambrose's violent attack on her... Sylveon will sub until Fletchling fully recovers. I just hope she will be cleared in three days.
  • Dr. Mario got everything under control. No matter the severeness of an injury, Dr. Mario can get it done within the time limit. It's almost as if he is in Smash all over again.
  • This is my way of saying "Shut up, since the next round has already started!".
  • Now who could this go to...
  • What the?! But how could Dr. Mario recover you so fast?!
  • That's okay. Being the first pokemon to have permanent scars on the design is something.
  • Just great... the next few days of the Christmas Countdown is going to involve Looney Games Bloopers, and I cannot have Hillary and Dirt because of the Hunger Butts situation.
  • Yes. Yes she is.
  • Puh-lease! This is Hunger Games! Anything can happen!
  • Thanks for the reminder. We originally planned for LGB 33 to be a time where we attempt to remember LGB 16, aka the lost episode. But we look around on DeviantART, and we see so many of BT Productions's friends graduating... yes. GET THE GRADUATION OUTFITS! WE HAVE CHANGED PLANS!
  • Sam is coming!
  • Somebody keep an eye on Dirt! She has gone completely insane!
  • If Azelf did go through with what he was about to do, Rollins would not have won this. See a Day 4 event for more details.
  • In this edition of the summary, more action involving me! Cause I do need more time in this.
  • Oh boy, a 6-player event! What will go on?!
  • QUICK! SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALM DOWN ROMAN REIGNS!
  • Awesome! Let's get to it!
  • HERE WE GO AGAIN! AND AFTER ONLY 37 HOURS, TOO!
  • Science time... Here's a summary before we leave for testing:
  • Until this whole thing gets resolved, have Lindsay.
  • That's everyone alright. Now let's get this started!
  • Well Dragonlord, how does it feel to be idoled out?!
  • Yes, I did do that. But once I bring Rue back, Dragonlord will win. Trust me.
  • Good. Because the round starts now.
  • You better run away or else I will lift the ban on arena events!
  • Okay, bloopers! You found your Pokemon, so I can now reveal the rules! We go on a High death rate, and the winner is revealed once we go from three or more characters directly to the winner!

Chuck SecretiiEdit

  • What is that?
  • Woah...
  • Okay, let me have at it. The next step is that you must turn around so that your back faces my face.
  • And observe as I chuck you into a bottomless pit! You know very well that kissing breaks the Secretii Rules, so take that!
  • Meh. I'm already used to her by now.
  • Not only that, but she also managed to secure a lot of powerful Pokemon!
  • This is going to be awesome!
  • Agreed. How are we supposed to deal with a guy like Dean Ambrose?!
  • What did you do to Pachinko?!
  • He is so getting it once this gas wears off!

CinccinoEdit

  • Yes! We had a Pokemon fight on the way here!

Clear JerryEdit

  • Wow! Let me guess. You were the canary.
  • Sorry, Vanishing Tom, but you win. Bye, bye, cruel world.
  • Sorry! I abandoned my enemy to poke around in a graveyard.
  • My thoughts? He hates my guts! He is the sole reason my life in the Tom and Jerry world has ended on episode eighty. Plus, that episode made me spill the fact that I can talk.
  • Yes. Me and my enemy are both coming!
  • Hey, Blue B. with a cranberrier voice.
  • What something are you going to do?
  • Take out the vanishers first! Although I'm reluctant to fight since my enemy is on my side.
  • We're at a shoe store! Do you expect me to have cheeses with the letter "x" and the letter "y"? I don't think so!
  • My brightness lead me to these extra batteries!
  • That was too slow to me! Vanishing Tom could've catched you easy as pie!
  • I proved I'm still okay!
  • Yeah, why not rats?

Corona SecretiiEdit

  • Allow me to demonstrate.
  • What did you just say?! Krakatoa!!!
  • Never EVER call me a whiner again!

Cyan ColeEdit

  • Honestly, yeah...

Cymeron Edit

  • I thought making two spears was the only way to go commando!
  • Uh, oh.

Daisy DuckEdit

  • My name is Daisy.

Dartrix Edit

  • Will do, Dunstan.
  • GRAAAAAAAAA PRINCESSA HOW DARE YOU SHARE MY EVENT DO THAT AGAIN AND I WILL CALL ON DECIDUEYE TO USE SINISTER ARROW RAID ON YOU!!!
  • Be bored no more. I have a fanfiction for all of you to read.
  • Alright, Dragonlord! Time to get wrecked! Raichu, please start the fun!
  • Leaf Blade does wonders.
  • Watch out, Decidueye. My players are good at this game!
  • So I suppose it's a win-win for me. No matter what happens, I will come back!
  • So! I technically cheered for the winner!
  • Guess who's back!
  • Get away, interferer! The Ball of Light is mine and you can't have it! Try to defeat Scarlett before I do and I kill you!
  • How dare you say that! That's it! I am so killing you right now!
  • Scarlett, come here right now!
  • Ha ha ha! Guy is distracted by Mike! Ha ha ha ha ha soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl! And since Sam got abducted, I can get away with stealing his lines!

Dave Hester Edit

  • This is why you did this? To blend in with the darkness?
  • Find anything?
  • Yuuup!!!

David BlackEdit

  • Hey Dark Hammer Bro! I have some exciting news! Dragonlord and Turbo just got engaged and we're going to the church to watch their wedding!
  • I don't care if you prefer Dragonlord x Luigi over Dragonlord x Turbo, we're going to the wedding whether you like it or not.
  • So we're going right now!
  • We're here!
  • Now explain yourself! How can you possibly do that?! The crowd is now very mad at you!
  • Dark Hammer Bro! We are so disappointed in you! How dare you misbehave at Dragonlord and Turbo's wedding, and how dare you demand Turbo to divorce from Dragonlord! You know you can't tell her to do that! Plus, Dragonlord loves Turbo now and you can't steal anyone's sweetheart! And worse, it seems you didn't learn your lesson from the Dragonlord and Luigi video! That does it, young man! You are grounded!

Dean Ambrose Edit

  • For Roman Reigns!
  • I win! LOL!
  • All we wanted to do was relive the old days... We failed.
  • Hey! It's unfair that Roman Reigns got a second chance and we didn't!
  • I have a good reason. Making out with somebody else is against the Secretii Rules. I can dress up as Jenovah to create the effect of getting caught. But I decided to show up in person. Now you're next.
  • Alright... now to claim back the missing member of The Shield...
  • Roman will give the signal.
  • Thanks...
  • Roll credits! Rollins said it!
  • High time! I need focus!
  • Sup, gals! How's the games so far?
  • Oh, I let Dragonlord's ex-wife know something about Scotty. Now she has told him, and things are bound to go in a positive way.
  • Sure! I am the one behind D.A.F.F.Y. for a reason!
  • Freakin' finally...
  • ME TOO!
  • Now we're even. Let's fight.
  • So I have the news that WB Shield got killed. Which means we need a new leader. I volunteer since I saved the team earlier.
  • Uh oh! There's a lot of golden gas coming at us!
  • What the heck?
  • HEY!!! SOMEBODY!
  • And we are out of here! That was too dangerous for my own good!
  • How are we supposed to win this war now?
  • The previous leader sent him to scout the area, remember? It's taking him a lot longer than usual to return... something must have happened.
  • But Sam is assigned to the other team? How could Scotty have met Sam?
  • Did anyone else hear that?! That sounded a lot like my Shield partner!
  • Guy, what's wrong?
  • We will lose... unless we take down Sam and Scotty?! That so does it! We have lost enough people!
  • I know... which is why I'm waiting until night to make my move...
  • Time to die, Sam... so we have a chance...
  • Wait. Everybody cared when Patty died. I didn't see why before, but now I know. She was an S-Ranker. I never found my time to grieve. Time to do just that.
  • I cannot take this anymore. I never found the time to grieve for Patty until now. I give up my position as leader, and Mary can lead things from there!
  • I wonder if we wiped out Peach's side now that Peach herself has fallen...
  • What the heck, Mary?! One minute you said the war was pointless, the next you resumed it! That's it! I am killing you right now!
  • Mario, I have something to say to your brother.
  • Now can we stop fighting?
  • Yeah... I'm serious about this. Let's stop fighting.

Dean Virus Edit

  • Dammit! Maybe next time I should play this game against someone bigger than me!
  • To you, Dirt.
  • Hahaha! Tricked ya!

Dirt Secretii Edit

  • Thank you, fake face.
  • Yes!
  • But not first overall character to get scars. That would be me. After I fully recovered from what I did to myself during the Hunger Butts, I have these scars on my face. But now I got signed up for the third season of the Hunger Butts, so who knows how many more scars I'm getting. At least I got my sister's back this time around.
  • Fletchling?
  • I know. Ambrose is still after you.
  • My goodness! Ambrose sounds like a horrible person if he did all of those things to you!
  • I'll leave if you want to play music all night.
  • I don't know, but I will help you cross it.
  • Uh oh! I'd better get out of here!
  • Hillary's racket at Bianco Hills woke me up, so I looked around my level to see similar things going on. I understood Hillary the minute I stepped out... the green fields are now a desolate wasteland. Although the toxic water could get even Lily jealous... and that info is so bad, I just had to evacuate myself.
  • Oh... nothing really bad... except... LEON HAD TO WIN THE SIMULATION ROUND AFTER BEING A BUTT MONKEY IN THE LAST IS THIS THE APOCALYPSE LEON WOULD MAKE A GREAT NEW PATTY I AM HERE TRYING TO ENJOY A GOOD HUNGER GAMES SIMULATION BY ANOTHER DEVIANT... AND WHAT DOES CHANCE DECIDE?! THE BUTT MONKEY WINS!!! NOW I AM HERE TO EXACT MY REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU AND IT'S ALL LEON'S FAULT THAT I AM DOING THIS... SO GIVE ME MY VICTORY POSE OR ELSE I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU COCK-SUCKING SHITHEADS!!!
  • No... I say fucketh thee to Leon for making me act like this! However... I will not kill you all alone. My fellow HSP members on the other hand might.
  • Oh... no eyes will stop me. I want permission to start this round. What sayst thou? Will the great RNG host start this round?!
  • Zira... you have a few seconds to get out before I steal your branch and stab you even harder with it...
  • Nothing else after a threatened double suicide?! Wow.
  • Shh. Be very very quiet. Patty's shocker is upon her.
  • The job is done. Even if Patty doesn't get to interact with him again, this should do the job.
  • Take it easy, Dirt Terroso Secretii. It was only a chance event. Remain. Calm. Uh oh! Secretii tantrum is coming on. NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT MICROSOFT SAM AND MICROSOFT MARY HOW DARE YOU DO A ROLE REVERSAL OF WHO SLEEPS ON WHO BOTH OF YOU DESERVE TO GET SPRAYED BY MY DIRTY WATER FOR THIS YOU BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS!!!
  • I am okay Yoshi. Role reversals trigger me.
  • RIP net neutrality. If Lily was already angry during LGB Random Short 31, imagine how she reacted to the FCC actually managing to repeal net neutrality.
  • Yeah. Net neutrality is dead, so Fortune decided to call it quits! She is no longer a part of the HSP, and it is all thanks to that no good FCC.
  • Coming!
  • Not just Mario that is out of the cast rotation temporarily. One of us had to quit Operation HSP Blast Off, so we had to get a replacement.
  • Yay! I won the competition!
  • Sam may have been absent because of an alien abduction, but Hillary and I were gone for other reasons. When Caladbolg started up the third season of the Hunger Butts, he wanted two characters from each deviant to sign up. At the time, I was trying to decide whether I should try again or let Hillary go in my place. The issues resolved themselves rather quickly with that move, so we signed up together. The game officially started on October 15th, and I just now returned, TWO days before Christmas! Talk about what those delays can do to a deviant's life!
  • Caladbolg chose to do this season in the old fashioned way, with pictures depicting certain events. Since this style reminds me of my creator, I brought over two characters who tend to show up a lot in her highlights. Hence you two.
  • Yeah, and just in time for Christmas, too! After what my sister and I went through in the Hunger Butts, I figure we throw a party to celebrate the holidays. I mean, I finally returned TWO days before Christmas! TWO!
  • Hey, Sam is back! And here I thought he was never coming back.
  • Oh, I had the funny feeling you were going to gift us with that atomic bomb... I called in Lindsay to channel his inner Fortune. Secretii Magic does wonders, you know?
  • Well, since a certain someone destroyed it... SAM.
  • I say he has to repair it!
  • Eep! H-Hello, Mr. Caladbolg~
  • I wanted more of your Hunger Butts, so I could participate in them!
  • Yes... But still! I can't wait for next year!
  • She'll walk it off. Do you care that I murdered some of the people after your bounty? Like Mr. Edward?

Doris Henry Edit

  • And Super Doris saved the day again!
  • I choose Pikachu... since he is famous and all.
  • Scotty... since you helped me out even after we ended our starter alliance.
  • Abby... so that Scotty has another Code LTIB Member to chat with.
  • And Dakota. Since you are in the Original Bayon Tribe Alliance with me and Abby.
  • No, it's mine. I shared reward with Dakota. I didn't know about the surprise concerning the loved ones!

DragonlordEdit

  • We meet again!
  • It better be good!
  • That so does it! You are going down, Jessica!
  • Aah yes. Welcome, newest member of BrantSteele. I am the Prince of Darkness...
  • So! I heard you were the same person who kissed my ex-wife. I will have to deal payback to you.
  • Now we're even!
  • You meant to say, I have another chance at my victory pose?! HEEEEEEE-YAAAAAAA-
  • I was just too joyous, Roy. Nothing to worry over.
  • Evil Sam... don't be using my lines...
  • Princessa. It's you again! I wonder if Chris McLean is trying to reunite us...
  • Ooh... it's only the Challenge Plan C co-winner...
  • Well done, Roy... you are now a veteran to BrantSteele. Let's develop a victory pose and we'll be done.
  • What is this?! Sam is still not accepting me?! Well, looks like Sam will have to learn the hard way to accept whoever the BrantSteele Champion is or else.
  • Hey, I think this means I have the right to call you a whiner, because you are roasting wienies! Wa-hah-hah!!!
  • I may be worthless after all... the only member of Team Fortune Street that survived to the Feast with me... is BOWSER! Mario doesn't count since Ninetales killed him... but still.
  • Sam doesn't know what he got himself into! All I need to do is win a Hunger Games simulation round once, and the realm is mine for the taking!
  • You actually called him the Pseudo-S-Ranker Demon. I respect you for doing that.
  • Yes, me again. Mario can be a pain sometimes. I can help you in dealing with him.
  • Yes. Join me in defeating Mario, and half this victory shall be thine. 'Tis an offer few would refuse... due to how much of a pain Mario can be at times... Be not afeared Scotty... once I deal with Mario, you can do whatever you desire... So hear me out Scotty as I give you this chance... Come! Take thy rightful place at my side in defeating this demon! Do so, and I will grant unto thee dominion over half this victory! What say'st thou? Will the great blooper stand with me in defeating Mario?
  • Then half of your future victory is thine... and... if you ever get into a tough situation again, I can be your most valued helper... Alright Scotty, let me deal with that Mario... but before I do so, take now a long, long rest...
  • If only I knew that all it took for Mario to go down was him failing to survive a secret course... Scotty, I have something to give you...
  • Bow out now, whilst still you may! Or pray, fools, for this is my day!

Drogo SecretiiEdit

  • So long, great Mario!
  • Hey, before this turns into mature content, can we talk about how the real BT Productions is nearing 100 Llama Badges?!
  • Hopefully, Sam recovers by LGB Random Short 20... but until then, we have to stop Quinney!
  • I wake up to see something severely wrong with my level. All of the enemies I put down were replaced by enemies from Dragon Quest! I escaped the Boo statue to get a better look, and I noticed the toxic waters. I look outside, and the beautiful sunset was replaced by absolute darkness. I decided to become invisible after that, not because I am returning to my level, but because I had to get out of here.
  • Spinarak, Mewtwo, Tyrunt, Delphox, Voltorb, Throh.
  • Yes. I had to replace the Secretii that quit on us.
  • So Hillary, do you have any vows for Dirt?
  • And Dirt, do you have any vows for Hillary?
  • Thanks for your time, and Fortune will be coming to make you gals an official married couple.

Dunstan SecretiiEdit

  • Here's something I made for you!
  • It's a blueberry pie!
  • Oh really Dartrix?! I am still mad over you. You refused to help us defeat Dragonlord... you are going to pay for your bad actions...
  • Secretiis versus you. Be ready...
  • Dartrix is serious this time...
  • Agreed! We do not need silly arguments such as the one in front of us!
  • We will not listen to you... Dragonlord is our target and that's final...
  • Ouch! My shin! Dragonlord will get payback for forcing Zira to even do that! Oww!

Eevee Edit

  • Can I get a job?
  • Just remember that the boss outranks the director. He could do what he wants.
  • And now we're back where we belong.
  • Hey everyone! The main show is about to start!
  • Hey! What makes you think you have the right to accuse us of forgetting about your special day?! I thought your special day was on the day Pokemon USUM was released, where you got the chance to steal the spotlight, literally!
  • But Necrozma-
  • Guys, Pikachu just came in at the wrong time! He is innocent! And besides, Necrozma is not that angry at us, right?! Right?!
  • Ugh... Glitch, you idiot! If it wasn't for your dark ritual, we wouldn't have to face Ultra Necrozma's wrath all over again! And besides, Pikachu was only at the wrong place at the wrong time.
  • If you arrived earlier, we wouldn't have to be preparing for a boss fight against Ultra Necrozma. You should be ashamed.
  • Pikachu, recruit all the Mimikyu we can find! I'll go locate the Zoroark and Zorua.
  • Pikachu! You do your job, or we let Ultra Necrozma destroy us. Your choice, really.

Elara EunomiaEdit

  • This is less exciting than Lumi said it would be...
  • I don't know, but we should probably go get the food first. Maybe Breella will somehow catch up with us.
  • Do you think I should get this or---
  • Is Lumi gonna be jealous?
  • How many carts worth of stuff do you think is in here?
  • ...Sanderist, what are you doing in the kiddie section?
  • Not really... It's easy to get in here though; I still haven't even found the sci-fi section yet.
  • ...Wait, this is the romance section?
  • I thought this was the sci-fi section at first.
  • Shouldn't we go back and look for Ravenna or---
  • You won seven million dollars!?
  • Hey, at least the aliens are wearing the right hats.
  • ...What are you looking at me for?
  • Usually, no.
  • I mean, Ravenna looks like a saint in comparison to you sometimes. I'm not sure everyone's over that Allearth incident from last year...
  • ...Can you really say that the presents were crushed? I wish I could say the same for the ornaments though...
  • No shit, Shrelock...
  • Seriously?
  • Neither of you are winning this fight! Seriously, why are you two arguing over me!?
  • ...We have shippers?

FletchlingEdit

  • Me and my beak...
  • Oh, just great...
  • It's a very long story... that ended in what I look like now.
  • I did get my own story arc.
  • That... somebody is out trying to do that already.
  • He got jealous of my popularity! He wants to give me justice! He tried to do exactly that two days ago!
  • As if being targeted by Ambrose is bad enough! Now I'm being held responsible if Dialga and Palkia end LGB?!
  • The room is already packed as is! Now Scotty came in?
  • Oh boy...
  • The bad news is that my tail feathers cannot regrow, so I'm stuck without a tail for the rest of my series.
  • Maybe I am glad Sylveon saved me. A Shield member saving me from another Shield member would've caused so much confusion. I wonder if Sylveon will take my spot and the series will no longer focus on me...?
  • About that... December is coming soon. According to the plans, the next OTP will be revealed. Sam and Scotty will not be alone anymore. What if the OTP includes Ambrose?
  • Yeah... I may need to leave.
  • Who did this?!
  • Good good! Chris McLean is trying to delete more events!
  • It seems he wants me dead... by usage of a Z-Move!
  • I know! I already had a bad daydream about Ambrose using the Z-Moves on me...
  • Rollins, I'm not too sure about this... this is the first time I saw you in a while...
  • Got to enjoy things while they last.
  • Knowing that saying "Old habits die hard", it's very unlikely you will break out of this one.
  • Okay, I understand. I love you too.
  • I'd better do something fast!
  • Aaah! Somebody!
  • That's better...

Flightning Edit

  • Dare mo mawari ni! YAY!
  • Wau! Ittoriumuteruru Yveltal!
  • Watashi wa, darekaga sonotame, saikin no kurasshu ga shinudarou to omotta.
  • Ima, sore ga owatta koto o, aen Zygarde to Kisenon'neon Xerneas, anata wa watashitachi ga doko ni iru ka o haaku suru tame ni watashitoisshoni kite kudasaimasu ka?
  • Wareware wa mondai o kakaete. Kyodaina hachi aen Zygarde de ririku shita.
  • Yatta ne!
  • Watashi wa... ... tobu...
  • Nashi!!!
  • Korera no ari wa, kaesa reru mae ni, wareware wa koko kara sore o tsukutta kami ni kansha... Sorehanandesuka? !

ForgetpatoEdit

  • Why am I here anyways? Where are we going? Why do we have to take a train? Why am I involved in the "Great Destruction", lived in Allearth Forest? And I don't understand Chinese, Japanese, and Spanish.
  • What was that?
  • Where's the conductor? Why is nobody driving the train?
  • Yes.
  • Why is this place dark anyways?
  • Why did we invite two foreign language Pokemon who really want to be married?
  • I totally forgot where to aim on that one.
  • We did it!
  • Let me not forget something for once!
  • I forgot how to reply to that.

Fortune SecretiiEdit

  • Oh my goodness!!!
  • Please have a safe Friday the 13th...
  • I would like to know how running out of something that is not vital to survival makes someone die... It's a load of bull. That's it, I am deleting the offending fatal event right now!
  • There! With an offending bloodbath event removed, future LGB episodes have a lesser chance of being a lost episode!
  • Kinny?! What are you doing back here?
  • Of course! This all makes sense now! Without Dragonlord's Oceanic Operetta hitlist, Kinny basically had to substitute for him!
  • Ugh! Microsoft Sam is currently having relapses of PLB 40. A total of 63 swears were said in that episode, and those large amounts of swears has rubbed off on him... I cannot stand to see Sam spit out another swear anymore. I am taking him to a nearby mental hospital, right now!
  • Kinny, I cannot believe you actually said that! Word of BT Productions said that a friendly situation involving you and Amy is never going to happen, impossible, absurd, preposterous, etc.! You are incredibly insane just to come up with such ridiculousness!
  • Sorry about the excessive vocabulary. But since Cameron and Scarlett are out until further notice, there's no other option left.
  • Don't worry. We're taking the safest bet, and that is completely wait it out, with no Hunger Games whatsoever until the few minutes of downtime are completely over.
  • And the downtime should give Kinny enough time to rescue everyone from their sustained injuries. Someone should help us when Kinny attacks as a part of LGB 37...
  • Watch your words... that one in twenty-four chance is only a hypothetical chance... the theoritical chance... that's just daring me to invoke the million-to-one chance... and just because LGB 37 is supposed to be Kinny's day in the limelight doesn't mean she has to win. Forget about Kinny and just relax. We'll deal with LGB 37 when the time comes.
  • I can say so. He has thrown 17 tantrums before this one, and he has survived all of them. Dialga and Uxie could give him troubles though... both of them threw 10 tantrums even though they only showed up in one episode...
  • Hazel, you don't know how much of a LGB fan I really am... I have watched every episode of that thing.
  • Let me say this now Turbo... if someone were to deconstruct your deathly fear of Dragonlord and his darkness world, you are most likely to hide yourself away in an unknown place protected by Dragonlord's destruction, never to be seen again...
  • Hold up! Dice roll for it. Higher number equals victory, and if I win, I avoid your Beach Cannon!
  • He needs it. I heard Dragonlord is pretty damn good when it comes to seducing others... how many characters did Dragonlord have at least one romantic moment with?
  • So Dragonlord got romantically involved with Scotty, Zira, Patty, Roy, Barry, Evil Scotty, Peach, Rollins, Turbo, Bowser, Evil Sam, and Beulah. Who knows how many more characters Dragonlord would get involved with once he decides to screw the throne and cause more chaos?
  • It has to do with the death rate and the total event count on both fatal and non-fatal sides. There is a very low chance that any given challenger of the Dune Bud Sand Castle Secret will actually survive based on how many events we have so far. Given that events involving one person is a requirement, there is a pretty high chance that any given challenger fails the level.
  • Somehow, the DDT trio has more knowledge about Dragonlord than I ever knew about him... I am okay with that, and I am not okay with that...
  • Don't worry. I am only expressing disapproval. Tantrum mode is another matter...
  • I woke up to see that all of my seagulls have already ran away in terror and that the background was replaced by a black sky. Without saying anything about it, I got up, exited the Casino Delfino, and got out of Sirena Beach...
  • Worse. Dartrix has the key to bringing Dragonlord back from the digital world, and if he wins... ... ...
  • Then I could allow you to enter the bliss zone so you won't have to worry about cats again!

Galaxia Secretii Edit

  • Cameron?! Is that really you?!
  • What do you know. Flee to a tree. That rhymed.
  • No... the correct usage is when Scotty attacked Scarlett for slapping Sam and calling him an idiot, even though he did the same actions himself.
  • Guess what?! Thanks to Noah, I got me a load of babies! Seventeen to be exact!
  • I think this night should be called the baby boom!
  • Guess what?! I just won a game of Hide and Seek!
  • Hey Guy... guess what... I am actually not dead! Yoshi decided to revive me with the Phoenix Down! Dirt was not lying when she said my spit tasted of galaxial powers! And now I want your supplies.
  • Now shift the focus to me or else!
  • Thanks so much Yoshi! First the Phoenix Down, and now you rescued me from the locker!
  • How dare Yoshi betray me! I knew something was up when she snuggled Dirt on the first night! I severely hope you die in Ricco Tower, and goodbye cruel world!
  • Yes! I killed Mario and stopped the humiliation! I think?!
  • I actually used an idea somebody else already took?!
  • Lotus...?
  • Hey... what are these bumps? I haven't seen them before.
  • Well that was unexpected. Might as well try to kill Mario again.
  • Hey Mario?
  • This gift is for you. Now will you stop humiliating me?
  • Heh... heh... I heard that revenge is a dish best served cold... I think Mario got the revenge he deserved.

George RavenEdit

  • SHIP!
  • So Dragonlord threatened to severely injure us all, and it's all because of events that are ultimately determined by chance!
  • Thanks, Scotty. I feel somewhat better now.
  • That means, in a few episodes, Sam will be with us again and everything will be back to normal!
  • Not me.
  • Scotty, are you okay?
  • Somebody find him!
  • Remember me! I got to interact with you several times!
  • Hello there, Scotty!
  • Good thinking, Scotty. I bet you're fed up with Sam screaming at you almost every time by now.
  • Wow, wow, wow. We seriously need a plan for Sam to stop his control freakish behavior right now.
  • I do not know, but it must've came from outside and not the Lumber Jack-Rabbit intro. I will check this out for you just in case it was Sam.
  • E-e-e-e-e-e-e-AAAH!!!! This is scarier than Sam's angry face from Taylor's Parmount Logo Bloopers episode 24!!!
  • I watched it on YouTube...
  • Now Scotty, we must evacuate to our current studio to produce logo blooper videos on the double!
  • We are going to the studio because of all these Z-guys invading our land!
  • MICROSOFT MARY WE NEED TO GET HER OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!
  • I can handle the situation right now! These Z-guys should be no trouble!
  • Guy the White TF in 5, 4, 3, 2-
  • Oh no! Scotty may be becoming a Z-guy himself!
  • I knew it... Saving Sam would be bad for all of us. That series of events led to him firing Scotty as usual. He was my brother. We had good times together...
  • Beulah?
  • Z-guys! Get 'em now!
  • Not you again! Take-
  • Thanks, Sam. I cannot take another day of her trying to sing a song to us about brains.
  • Okay, something needs to be seriously done here. Before you know it, Harvey Zilth will throw a tantrum similarly to Scotty and Mary.
  • Those may seem good, but the best solution is a dosage of benevolence. You can do this job, Mr. Warner.
  • Holy smokes!!! Are you all alright, Harvey Zilth, Sam, and Mr. Warner?!
  • I OBJECT!
  • Cheer up. You can try Survivor again. The Survivor seasons tend to feature a loved ones challenge. Maybe your boy can come back to you for that.
  • Thanks for helping me out. I don't want to risk Anna killing me like she did to my brother!
  • If that's how you want to treat me, then fine. Maybe I can win without your help.
  • DAMMIT ANNA I WAS ONLY TRYING TO APPEASE YOU NOT SEDUCE YOU I AM TAKEN BY BEULAH SO LEAVE ME ALONE OR BACK TO NATURAL SAM'S HOUSE YOU GO!
  • Hey! Mike left Code LTIB with an insurance policy! And since he was the latest one to die, I can cash it in! Maybe that will help me forget about Anna! Thanks Mike!
  • Scotty?! I thought you died!
  • I am doing well! I made it to the final three! The only other two characters I have to get past are Dragonlord and Michelle. And where's the paper bag?
  • Hey, at least you aren't suffering from love trauma! That's all that counts.
  • Affirmative. We resume our bond.
  • I am relieved for you, Scotty. At least you're safe when I'm around.
  • Let's go find some weapons so we can turn the tide around!
  • Let's take down some enemies!
  • Shoot! I could be facing LTIB 70 all over again!
  • We could be losing over here! What should we do to get an advantage?
  • That's a good idea! But which characters should we take?
  • Mr. Warner was the one that survived the zombie apocalypse meme! And haven't you seen what he can do in that Hunger Games simulator? Mr. Warner could be a more serious threat than a Secretii!
  • While we're at it, let's bury the characters that have fallen.
  • Well, did you know we had a secret weapon all along?
  • It was developed by the one and only Radar Overseer Scotty! Who else, other than my own brother?!
  • Agreed. And only one person must have delayed Scotty this long.
  • Yes, Sam. The only other person Scotty interacts with the most is Sam, so he must have been the one that played a role in Scotty's disappearance!
  • So Scotty did run away with Sam after all! Oh dear! Scotty ran away with Sam! My only brother was supposed to be looking after the weapon!
  • Stop right there! Scotty, how dare you run away with Sam? You could've gotten killed since you ran into Sam like that!
  • Crap. Peach's side had a secret weapon? We'll never win now!
  • Peach's side has a secret weapon! We are losing because of Sam and Scotty! Please... do something... about them...

Glitch Secretii Edit

  • Le gasp1!1 Bruce iz koming after all?1? I muzt warn somebody!
  • Yoszi! Your zizter is planning on koming to the partay after all1!1 You muzt warn Nekrozma about thiz1!1
  • No! Nekrozma azzumed that Bruce waz going to cauze trouble, zo it iz not inviting her and that iz that! Warn Nekrozma now or elze I will forse you to do it.
  • WHAT?!?!?!?!
  • But I waz so hyped up for a Nekrozma partay!
  • So Nekrozma thinks it kould ban me from the partay?! I am going to teach that stupid prizm a lezzon! My Zecretii Magik zhall zummon a darc ritual so I kan krash the Nekrozma partay! Thiz will be zo good...
  • Here we go... m-
  • It iz nothing to worry about. I am juzt prakticing my magik, that iz all.
  • The eksit is that-a-way.
  • Now what waz I doing... oh yez! The darc ritual! Here we go...
  • Inkoming1!1
  • I kame here to ruin the partay zince that stupid prizm decided I wazn't invited anymore1!!
  • Fine! I zhall take that zlap like a man! Instead, it iz rezearzch time1!1
  • You did, and it waz all bekauze of le me1!1 I uzed my Zekretii Magik to help me out with thiz darc ritual aimed to teleport me back to the partay since Nekrozma over there zaid I wazn't invited anymore... and what did I do?! I angered Nekrozma to the point it Ultra Burst and went on a rampage1!1 And that is bad newz for everyone zinse I resently did some rezearzch on Ultra Nekrozma, and it is infamous because of Hau ridikuclously difficult the bozz fight waz1!1
  • It iz Sam'z fault1!1 Sam'z! Sam'z! Sam'z!

Harvey ZilthEdit

  • This is Harvey Zilth with an emergency news broadcast from BT Productions! A big city is currently in a state of emergency after Necrozma went through Ultra Burst and then proceeded to go on a rampage. Rumors say the character that caused Necrozma to go through such rage is Glitch Secretii, but the exact details are unknown at the moment. I will give out this piece of advice: Cut off all power while you still can, since Necrozma feeds on light energy! By doing this, it will be starved of its energy source and thus collapse and return to Normal Form. For the latest news story, this is Harvey Zilth, signing out.

Hillary SecretiiEdit

  • Attack Mario and whoever else you find!
  • Oh my goodness! I think Pachinko is as bad as Dirt when it comes to offense!
  • I woke up one morning ready for summer vacation... when I suddenly noticed the stars in my level's background have faded away... The trees at the end have wilted, and it's just chaos trying to see. I exited the secret level to see what the freak was going on... and all I see in the skies are dark, black clouds... and the water is so toxic, even Dirt would be jealous. This only meant one thing. The island of Delfino Plaza is no longer safe, and I need a new home.
  • This is bad... really bad.....
  • Revenge... bitch!
  • But still, revenge is revenge.
  • What if we fail to win the Hunger Butts just like Dirt failed to win last season?
  • No! I'll end up getting scars just like you did!
  • Exactly! Can-
  • Please tell me where Dirt is so I can eat her brains!
  • I got you! Dirt, surrender now!
  • True, but Shelli only scared me off. She didn't kill me.
  • Remember what happened when you first saw me?
  • So Luisa, how's the DX side doing?
  • That reminds me. Would you like to meet other members from my side?
  • Ricco?! I don't know much about introductions, but I am sure that's not the way you introduce yourself to the DX side!
  • It was an accident, I swear!
  • Shoot. Jenovah, come over here right now!
  • Luisa declared war on us!
  • Oh my goodness! How dare you surprise us?!
  • Things just got serious. We need to sort out Fortune the best we can!
  • Alright Luisa, you attacked us first, so you are truly getting it!
  • You cannot do that! Bruce could be a lot of help!
  • Dirt! You got revived!
  • I haven't learned about that thing yet! I am so eager to learn about it!

Jenny SecretiiEdit

  • Because of me.
  • It's me. I lended Scotty some of my Secretii Magic, and that allowed the womb to take all of those babies at once. The only downside to my magic is I cannot use it on myself. Hence why my womb got destroyed the first time.
  • Uh, I don't really know, around five hundred?!
  • I was not surprised. Extreme sex like the session Sam and Scotty went through can result in an explosive multiple birth of this magnitude. Well one thing is for sure. Sam and Scotty have held on to the record of most babies born to a single couple. And Scotty might have broken the record for the person that gave birth to the most amount of babies at once!
  • I also had helpers teleport the babies to Sam and Scotty's house.
  • Hey Sam and Scotty! Let me know if Scotty is about to get pregnant again!
  • I can take care of that. Hey Sam!
  • No, you need to reach higher!
  • You're gonna have a good day!
  • What?! BT Productions listens to radio before school!
  • You can see what it's like for Hillary to be the older sister for a change.
  • That wasn't funny, Dean!
  • There's a note here?
  • Oh, dear!
  • You mean leader?
  • What the heck?! You were on the same side as Shelli! Why did you do that?!
  • Alright, it's over. But I wonder what Hillary's weapon really did...

Jenovah SecretiiEdit

  • Did you learn your lesson now?
  • What is it?!
  • Permission granted. We'll take down Luisa together!
  • Great. Fortune's condition is about to be aggrivated because of that one surprise attack.
  • Stop the panic! I found a note.

Julies Yellow Edit

  • Jenny! Dean didn't mean it literally!
  • Here's my special cake! It is a yellow star cake decorated with brown and blue sprinkles!
  • Don't worry. I approved Dean's choice. You will be okay!
  • You might have ruined it all!

KatnissEdit

  • Scotty, I dare you to kiss Sam.
  • Abby! I knew you failed to kiss Mayweather last time! That's it! Kiss her, right freakin' now!

Kevin OwensEdit

  • Sami?

Kinny Edit

  • Yes!
  • By now the characters notice my head feathers? That should've been noticed when I arrived here!
  • Oh, wow. Female Pidove is invited to the party, and not Flightning. If I'd make Quinney wear something for the party, it would be a Flightleene suit.
  • I'm ready for this war! Especially since Quinney is on the other side!
  • Weapons being passed out!
  • There, there Scarpher. It was just a blindfold.
  • Aha! You're cornered!
  • Hello! I am Kinny!
  • Never!
  • Until I manage to seal you away!
  • And if you need even more help, I can bring Decimal over.
  • Or was it...?!
  • Even though that was just a dream!
  • Wait a minute! They cost moneys, and we do not have any!
  • Hey... you look like-
  • It was nothing! I did not do it on purpose!
  • Scary story time...
  • Shut it, nicer twinney!
  • Here goes nothing!
  • Haha! Such a child!
  • My last rocky road bar. Pika stole it!

LightningEdit

  • Sha-bam!
  • Lightning's going to the Super Bowl!
  • Hey! You two should kiss!

Lily SecretiiEdit

  • Take notes! This is our last stand against the FCC! If we somehow fail, I don't know how to react!
  • The weakest starter is your best offense. Just look at me and my TinyPoison!
  • Hi viewers... I won't try to bite unless I feel angry...
  • The FCC did what?! GRAAAAAAAAAH!!!
  • I need a break from this FCC madness...
  • What is this?! Gasoline?!
  • Hi.
  • Sorry.
  • Yes, it was. However, because of Dragonbird's high levels of skill, Dragonlord threw his first LGB tantrum...
  • I know. Big deal. But it had to happen someday.
  • Super Secretii skills. The only reason Turbo did not survive was because she had a huge fear of Dragonlord, and according to what Slide told me, that fear kicked into maximum overdrive as she quoted.
  • Summer vacation! A time to celebrate!
  • Dunstan cannot really throw a tantrum since she got killed by Guy...
  • Oh, so Turbo was serious about sending Dragonlord after Patty. Well done. You just sent your most hated enemy after who is considered the unluckiest S-Ranker alive.
  • Meanwhile, I am just here... drinking grimy water like I usually do...
  • Well, we did get lucky to find another Code LTIB member.
  • Slime... why do you hate me... I am a Super Secretii! I deserve respect!
  • Another exception I forgot to mention is that if the Pokemon randomly generated is in another form, the character associated with that Pokemon gets that along with the items necessary to achieve the form generated. ... ... ... Of course I am a Super Secretii! Of course I am safe enough to handle this Mewtwonite-Y!
  • Where am I... this isn't Delfino Plaza or my Lily Pad Ride... I'd better go check outside just to make sure. OH MY GOODNESS!!! THIS ISN'T A PLAZA... THIS IS A CITY!!! AND I AM ALL ALONE!!!
  • Can somebody please help me get back to Delfino Plaza? I am getting desperate here...
  • Z-Guys? Shoppers? Whoever they are, I need to escape right now!
  • Oh goodie! Thank you!
  • Oh? You're wanting me to use my grimy water to help out?
  • Are you okay now?
  • Here's the real deal. I am not the 21-year old Lily you all knew.
  • I am the Lily Secretii of the future. I was sent to the past by future Scarpher to help out this Scapher in preventing the evil forces from taking over the world! And Scotty may be the key to stop the Internet.
  • We can save the future!
  • AHA! THAT'S IT!!! I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NOW!
  • Red is the true mastermind behind the evil forces taking over the world! I have witnessed Red upload his consciousness to the Internet so he could take over the world! But once I figured out what Red was up to, I got knocked out by an explosion and had to be rushed to a hospital! Now it is up to Scarpher and the power of math to figure out where Red is right now!
  • Roll credits!
  • I have to agree with Yoshi there. There is no other way that a glowing black card is possible..!
  • HEY! YOU CANNOT TOUCH THIS! YOU WERE NOT INVITED!
  • And what's that about, Bruce?
  • Look, Bruce. Since you apparently know a lot about this Necrozma creature, then you do have to attend the party. Sorry Lotus. Maybe another seven-character meme can do you in as part of the HSMP.
  • I will have to sneak you in using my Secretii Magic!
  • My Secretii Magic worked wonders here.
  • Ultra Burst...?! That does not sound good...
  • There, there. Since Yoshi cannot comfort you for obvious reasons, I had to step in. Understand, Yoshi?
  • We should bring Yoshi back to her secret level.
  • We're going back now...

Lotus SecretiiEdit

  • Ugh... I am already mad enough that Luisa stole my spot, but then you had to kill Mario via the same method Luisa used!
  • Yeah. Sure is nice.
  • The Blinding One?!
  • Okay...

Lucy LoudEdit

  • Ozzymitsu, you will fail your Ultra Sun Egglocke because of Ultra Necrozma...

LuigiEdit

  • We're ready for another round... ... wait, where's Mario?
  • Yay! For a moment, I thought we were doing bloopers with a Christmas twist.
  • Question. Why are you dressed up as Santa?
  • A show? I need to speak up.
  • Hey, you want to check out what we're doing on our new show?
  • Just gotta get the computer set up.
  • Alright! The computer's started!
  • What is it, Sam?
  • Okay. So what we use for our intros is Windows Intro Maker. It's a great program that lets you recreate the intros of your favorite cartoons. I go for Tom and Jerry any time, but in this case, we're going for Looney Tunes.
  • You have an assortment of logos from all around the world to choose from. We'll choose the good old WB Shield.
  • Then, this little slider lets you choose the zoom speed.
  • Who? What? Where am I?
  • Since Sam went after me first, it's fair I should be the one to do it. I will break a Smash Ball and unleash my full force Final Smash on him so can stop having the relapses and be so aggressive as a result of them.
  • Is it just me, or does this girl seem familiar? I hear she comes from a big series that three deviants work together on, Birdietalk Productions included.
  • Let me guess! You are here to take people to the future!
  • Watch out! Green machine coming through!
  • Here goes nothing!
  • Wah-hah! I'm in it to win it!
  • Stay out of my way, or I'll jump all over you!
  • I've gotta do something drastic if I want to win this round!
  • Finally! Something I can actually use!
  • It's about time I caught a break! It's not easy being Luigi...
  • Hey, can I get my next event now? That last one sure made my life a lot easier!
  • I'm done for! Whoever thought a hero would need rescuing!?
  • Now you are going to get punished! From this point on, I will not be killing anyone! Evil Mike, take this!
  • Hey... what is this?!
  • MAMMA MIA!!!
  • Good.
  • Alright! I love you, Daisy!
  • I don't know about this...
  • Me three...
  • Let's get out of here!
  • So... um... what should we do about the kidnapped?
  • Scotty?
  • Look at that! We are BT Productions's favorite Fortune Street characters, and we are the only ones left on our side! This is too good to be true!
  • And I just broke the fourth wall. Dammit.
  • Right! Mr. Warner, Pachinko, and Chuck were kidnapped! We could surely use them again!
  • Shut up!
  • Hooray for me...
  • Shall we go back?
  • Huh?
  • Ambrose... but you killed your own teammate right before you asked that...

Mac DouglasEdit

  • Parallel lines have so much in common... it's a shame that they'll never meet.

Mario Edit

  • Mamma mia!
  • Don't worry. We'll actually have fun!
  • Ricco. I think I know the reason why you couldn't get to tour Dragonlord and Scotty.
  • Ricco, you and I have severe financial problems. Nitasha got the job from saving all of that pocket change. So to solve your problems, you are being "sold" to the Babs family! You get to go on a cruise ship with Tottie Babs as first-class passengers! Tottie is a really rich person and will help you resolve all your problems!
  • Forget that! You are an orphan under the care of me! Forget Drogo and all of that half-sibling drama, you get the care of me! By selling you to Tottie Babs, we can be rich again!
  • That's all part of my job caring for you. Now go out on that ship! Celebrate the engagement!
  • Go do it.
  • Hey! It looks like somebody needs a Snickers!
  • Yes, you Ricco... You are not yourself when you are hungry...
  • This isn't any ordinary Shelter Runs Mark II I have ever seen.
  • There! It is finished!
  • I just now realized that I got showered by Lily's grimy water! Eeew! Eeeeew!!!
  • YEOWW!!!
  • It is only an experiment, and I swear on it!
  • Heh. I love pasta!
  • I expected Scotty to die by now! But no! My mortal enemy, how dare him! That's it! I am destroying Scotty's supplies to remind him that he is still in a shelter run!
  • Thank you, thank you, everybody! Your generosity speaks volumes!!
  • Stop panicking! A lunatic fringe as leader is actually a good thing! He has more combat experience!

Mary Canary Edit

  • And just who would that be?
  • We are sick and tired of waiting for our series to get focus again!
  • Not me.
  • Mike, are you alright?
  • Don't trash your life because of Team Fortune Street mostly failing to survive. You have me, co-winner of Challenge Plan C! It is because of Challenge Plan C, that you are where you are today. Some characters are still cheering you on.
  • Challenge winners, calm down!
  • BrantSteele luck strikes. Chris knows all about you, and he will be making sure you pay.
  • Roy, this is what you get when Dragonlord forces you to get married to him.
  • Someday, Patty will get to see Dragonlord in-person again, and boy will she get a shocker!
  • This thing is fun!
  • How convienent! Just as Chris mentioned shelter runs, I happened to be reading over the rules!
  • Hey WB Shield! Did you know that April is about to end soon?!
  • Okay. Move on.
  • Please do. I want to witness Patty's shocker!
  • Don't be so sure, Patty. Chris loves to use Dragonlord's Fortune Street picture. He may be wearing a different outfit than what is pictured.
  • Move on. Nothing to really react to.
  • Obligatory Jacobdee moment is obligatory. Move on.
  • Time to drink the bird potions...
  • You mean, you won't leave LGB behind any more?
  • But how come you are all smoked up?
  • Hi guys... I came to sing a song about brains...
  • EEEEE-YOW-O-O-O-O!!!!! How dare they do this to my boyfriend, you bastards bastards bastards bastards!!!
  • You'll be alright, Beulah.
  • Eeek. The Devil and She-Devil!
  • Disgusting!
  • Good riddance to bad rubbish!
  • Did I just hear someone say my song?
  • Stay calm, Mary. Sam just had a gut reaction. Keep your cool. Uh-oh! Tantrum coming on!
  • I'm okay, Mike. When will Sam learn to stop calling me a bitch?
  • Apology accepted. Anyways, I figured out why you got morning sickness.
  • We'd thought we never see the day when the boss and the control freak cross-breed.
  • Now that we saw the new daughter born to Sam and Mr. Warner, we could have a girls takeover episode with a proper director.
  • I wouldn't be surprised if that thing already had a head start. I am more curious about what's going to happen next.
  • Now that you said it, I haven't seen Sam at all.
  • You are usually the savior for us! But since you arrived late, you ruined everything!

Michelle YiEdit

  • ME THREE!
  • Scotty?! I thought you died!
  • Okay then. So I suppose you are trying to escape the arena as well? Because that's what I'm doing.
  • Okay, okay! Follow me, and you won't get hurt.

Mike Macaw Edit

  • Show yourself!
  • What exactly did you do that made our series get ignored...
  • Not me.
  • I'm okay, Mary. Why did BT Productions think it was a good idea to create an evil version of me?
  • Is this what I get when a fellow Code LTIB member spares Patty? Oww.
  • Sam, what got into you?! You are just as bad as Evil Sam when it comes to this foul language!
  • Someone has saved everyone who got injured during LGB Random Short 17...
  • I bet that Sam's in a wreck after suffering from two explosions.
  • Great idea, Sam.
  • A cat and a mouse revived the Hunger Games host after being sick of it being in indefinite suspension.
  • I don't know! Beulah is not here either!
  • Mr. Warner! You're back!
  • Why did you come here just now?
  • Okay, where is Scotty?
  • Blooper brothers! I have had enough of being ignored in favor of you and Sam! That's it, I am killing you!
  • You're on your way to start producing the newest episode now? You are just as early as Sam, guys!
  • Okay, okay! In that case, I need to go back home and get something that should help me during this!
  • There it is. It's titled: "Weapons to Use Against Severe Control Freaks and the Like"!
  • Oh god, why Mary why?! She was my best buddy! A friend one could swear to have! Now I have nothing of personal assist!
  • Oh my god, someone is breaking the fourth wall here! And it should be no surprise to me on this cast member's ID.
  • I'm coming for you!
  • So Harvey Zilth and shield, why the team-up?
  • Wow, Harvey Zilth! Good explaination, shield.
  • He needs to be killed right away. Sam, you love to torture Scotty, right? You should be able to know the best method to get rid of Scotty. Bombs away, Sam!
  • It was a long story. Scotty and Guy were having some time together when the Z-guys began their invasion. They met me. We then proceeded to the studio when we saw my buddy Sam being attacked by the Z-guys. Even though Harvey Zilth and the shield saved us, it turned out Scotty was bitten by one of the Z-guys. We know Scotty can no longer be with us, so we had Sam fire Scotty. He then proceeded to go apesh*t and then committed suicide! And that was the whole story.
  • Uh guys, a little help here?
  • I cannot take it any longer, Sam. Please win the battle for us. We cannot continue the intro if all of us were to fall in battle.
  • Thanks, Sam. I'm going now. Goodbye.
  • What's going on here?
  • AND IF SCOTTY EVEN DOES THAT, I'M GONNA WARN MICROSOFT SAM ON YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
  • Are you alright, Mary?
  • Oh really? Roll camera, cue the shield.
  • The result is one that has more power than the director, but less than the boss.
  • Good idea. We boys could leave some time and let the daughter have the task of directing.
  • I AM NOT AN ASSWIPE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
  • I agree. I get to be united with my Mary once and for all!
  • But Sam! I didn't realize she was a natural voice at first! She looks like my love!
  • Alright. I know, when I am licked. I am sorry. Natural Mary.
  • Hey Sam! I think the time is right for a special thing!
  • So I have already noticed it's kinda dark in here. Has Necrozma already gotten started on the light buffet it promised for itself once the party ended?
  • Yeah. What if Bruce or Glitch comes in to crash the party? Or maybe even Sam, since he hasn't arrived yet?
  • I think Sam had mistakenly set his alarm for P.M. instead of A.M. again.
  • You clearly haven't learned your lesson from LTIB when Mr. Warner fired you for being late to work.

MinunEdit

  • What the, Dialga?!

NecrozmaEdit

  • Lie... lie... light!!!
  • Hee hee hee... I knew a person like you would come out to look for me sooner or later...
  • My name is not important right now... what is important is that mysterious invitation you have in your hands right now. I am about to hold a party. The theme? Brilliant light show! Once it is done, I have a light buffet on my hands! The party benefits you, the aftermath benefits me! Everyone wins! Except for a person named Bruce Secretii. I have studied the Secretiis before I sent down the invitations, and Bruce is the only one that might bring trouble to the party should she arrive. Her magic is focused around making things disappear! How would you react if your food suddenly went missing, huh?! Exactly! Bruce is not going, and that is final! Well, see you at the party!
  • You're back already?! What brings you here?
  • What?! Why couldn't have Glitch told me directly?!
  • Whatever. Glitch is not invited to my party anymore! Once you run into Glitch again, be sure to let them know about this new development.
  • Alright! Now that everyone is here, I just want to know the answers to one simple question. Why did you all forget about my special day?! It was last week!
  • Well, think of that day as like an anniversary. Now let me continue my rant!

NoahEdit

  • I have been rescued!

Pachinko SecretiiEdit

  • GRAAAH!!! Mario, you can marry me and have children with me and humiliate me to prevent me from attacking you and allow Fortune to kill you way earlier... you can do all this stuff all you want... but never EVER call me an old lady or else it's the Pachinko Machine for you! Be lucky it's a strangling and nothing else!
  • Mario! Why would you leave a puppy of all characters in charge of our game?! You do realize that you are up against the three toughest Secretiis in general, right?! Well that does it for me! I am ditching this stupid game! Be lucky you are going to the Pachinko Machine for this rancid behavior!
  • When I said "Be lucky you are going to the Pachinko Machine", I really mean it! This is what you get for using a puppy to make me ditch the game! Punishment time!
  • I got outside the Pachinko Machine after being alarmed about the Super Secretiis... and all I could say is that the Internet loss after Super Blooper Sunshine was just a foreshadowing of things to come...
  • How dare she?! If Lily can go out on a random journey, so will we!
  • Woah... the tensions with Dragonlord were longer than I thought...
  • Dragonlord must have inflicted me with a clumsy curse!
  • Dragonlord! You have some explaining to do!
  • Dragonlord! Come here right now!
  • Oh my goodness! Not another thing to take care of!
  • That was a bit unexpected. I still took care of it.
  • Red is right. We are finally reunited. This calls for celebration at base camp!
  • I was, but then my mood changed for the better upon realizing we reunited.
  • I severely hope that the incoming news flash is a good one! I do not want my mood to drop again!
  • You mean to tell me... it was all A JOKE?!

PalkiaEdit

  • STOP HORSING AROUND. YOU ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF TIME, YOU HAVE ALL THE TIME YOU WANT.
  • AND IF YOU DO THAT, I USE SPACIAL REND...
  • AND PALKIA!
  • FORGIVE ME, DIALGA. BUT MY FOUR VICTORIES HAD TO BE DONE. YOU SPEND WAY TOO MUCH TIME HOGGING THE MOVIE SPOTLIGHTS!
  • YOU NEED TO SHUT UP!
  • MICROSOFT SAM AND THE OTHERS FROM LTIB NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON IN SHUTTING THEIR MOUTHS... AND I HAVE JUST THE PERFECT ALLY FOR THIS JOB...
  • IT MAKES TARGETING THE BLOOPERS A WHOLE LOT EASIER! QUESTION, ARE THESE GUYS TRYING TO GIVE US TROUBLE?
  • SPATIAL POWERS STRIKE. IT WAS ORIGINALLY WALUIGI KISSING PIKACHU, BUT I DIDN'T WANT THAT, HEH HEH.
  • NO!!! I DO NOT WANT MY NAME CHANGED!!! SWITCHING PLACES WITH KEVIN OWENS!
  • PIKACHU!
  • WE SHOULD BAN DAKOTA FROM FUTURE SURVIVOR SIMULATIONS.

Pikachu Edit

  • It's what you always do. Try to survive as the popular bird you are.
  • Why?
  • Lily... don't trust Evil Sam...
  • Evil Sam says this is the Jewel of Life?! Hiiii-yaaaaaa!!!
  • Stop this right now before you turn into Arceus! And besides, it was Sam's fault, not Lily's!
  • Palkia?! What are you doing in LGB territory?
  • And that District 1 has remained intact! I have kept to this spot for a long time!
  • Fletchling, maybe throwing a tantrum isn't such a good idea...
  • Curse these loopholes.
  • Oh boy.
  • That's what you get for being in District 1, bitch!
  • Noah?!
  • Attention! Paging Microsoft Sam! Paging Microsoft Sam!
  • It's okay, Sam. I tend to talk like that.
  • Yay, pika!
  • Palkia!
  • Agreed. If Scotty goes through love trauma again, it's all Dakota's fault.
  • It appears Sam and Scotty are enjoying reward. Let's eat.
  • Hey Glitch. You looked like you were in the middle of something.
  • Oh... in that case, I need help getting back to the BrantSteele arena.
  • I thought I was going back to the BrantSteele arena, but Glitch instead made me crash the party. Sorry.
  • Uh... uh... uh... - - - - - oh no. The wrath of Ultra Necrozma has returned with a vengeance...
  • Sam! You were supposed to help out! What makes you think you could arrive late?!
  • Why did you assign me to get the Mimikyu?! Don't you realize they are so jealous of me?!
  • Fine! I am not allowing myself to get defeated that easily!

Piplaza Edit

  • Guess what? I had a dream that I was in one of your cartoons!
  • Indeed I was. What could've been a better role for me?
  • Yveltal, you win!
  • Luigi?!
  • Thanks.
  • Hello. A certain mouse would've been the mascot instead, but he got fired.
  • That mouse's name is Clear Jerry. The manager told me the whole story.
  • No hard feelings, okay?
  • I'd make Flightning wear a pigeon costume so I can pretend Female Pidove is there at the party.
  • Wow! Luigi ordered from the costume store so you can be happy!
  • I can't bring myself to use this...
  • I'll assist Pika!

Princess Peach Edit

  • WRONG PERSON!

Principal EricEdit

  • Dartrix! Report to my office now!
  • Go easy on Dartrix? How can I do that when he took over the security officer's job?! He deserves to be suspended for a good amount of time! In fact, I am suspending Dartrix for 43 weeks!
  • Now go home!
  • Dartrix does realize that he cannot take over someone's job until he is at least Level 25... so by giving that long of a suspension time, he gets enough time to level up AND learn a strict lesson.

Quinney Edit

  • Kinny! On the opposite team!
  • Hello Dragonlord! We are twin quetzals that want yo
  • u to play with us!
  • It will be all fun and games!
  • I'll be happy to provide the spaceship you need!
  • You'll get payback someday...
  • Sorry!
  • What's with that look?
  • So, weird guy. We are one character away from guaranteeing one of us of winning! Can you help me?

Red Cole Edit

  • Ricco, don't do it! If you do jump off the ship now, you will never enjoy life as a Babs!
  • I think it was the latter.
  • Don't fret over Dragonlord. It may just be a regular storm. Speaking of storm, does anyone have an umbrella we can use?
  • RICCO, YOU SICKO!!!
  • What now, Ricco?
  • Don't panic! I know how to handle these dinos.

Red SecretiiEdit

  • You see this Mario? This is what you get for thinking my level doesn't exist!
  • Just chill. I have gotten used to this kind of situation already, so I should be able to lead the group to freedom.
  • I object! I am more experienced with the wilderness than her!
  • I'm just gonna leave. Anybody want to go with me?
  • Uh... Turbo... it's actually a puddle of water that just happens to look like that Slime.
  • Let's just continue exploring the wilderness.
  • Who knows? This could be an ordinary island after all.
  • Now what's a piece of cake doing here?
  • Let's see what else is out there...
  • What's that?
  • Woah! You really were right!
  • Hold up Turbo! I think I spot something!
  • Lily, sorry to interrupt your drills, but Turbo has major news!
  • Wait a minute. That means-
  • I know the feels. Pachinko is of my most concern.
  • You said you were talking about intruders? I think some really bad ones attacked Pachinko and Slide!
  • This is going to be a long road!
  • I am so glad you are safe.
  • Hey that reminds me. We are reunited as a whole!
  • Just when I think things have finally changed for the better... BT Productions steps in.
  • Turbo, Slide, and Pachinko were in WHAT?! And I had nothing to do with it?!

Ricco SecretiiEdit

  • But why?
  • Uh...
  • Secretiis, Lily already reacted...
  • I don't get it! Why do you have to show up every time someone loses a life at my secret level?
  • TOTTIE DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY TOO BAD-
  • Thanks a lot for getting Tottie suspended! Let's be friends!
  • That's not fair to me...
  • This is not fair! Why couldn't I be the one to tour around Dragonlord and Scotty?!
  • Tell me!
  • But that breaks the rule of Secretiis must remain single...
  • But I already got into a fight with Tottie back at the high school!
  • This isn't right... why am I being forced to marry Tottie again? Why is Mario trying to turn me into a Babs? Maybe if I jump into the water, I can find a portal back to Ricco Tower...
  • Red Cole?! What are you doing here...
  • Can the ship just please blow up or something? Maybe one of the explosions can blast me back to Ricco Tower.
  • Fourth wall break or my big mouth?
  • Uh oh... please do not tell me Dragonlord is about to strike with darkness storm abilities again...
  • Hey... we can take the time to kiss in the rain...
  • Okay... we have some good news and some bad news...
  • The good news is that we successfully made it through the heavy storm intact. The bad news? This island is full of dinosaurs! Run for your lives!
  • I'm freed!
  • What is it?
  • So my power is linked to Ricco Tower? Perhaps that's why I became famous in Super Mario Galaxy 2?!
  • Think Super Mario Galaxy 2... Now it is time to go faster! Turning Turning Double Time!

Roy G. BalloonEdit

  • That is so cute! Can I wear it for just this one minute please?

Sam JayEdit

  • Justice... justice...
  • I am... very sorry.
  • Fletchling... what the heck did you get yourself into?! I am thankful you are cleared to compete after what I saw on the news...
  • Oh, you want more?! Sending in Quinney!
  • I am reporting a surge of HSP.
  • Yay for sign invasion team-up!
  • I love you too!
  • Okay, okay...
  • Scotty, don't kill yourself just yet! I am forcing you to adopt a squirrel!
  • You too, Dave Hester!
  • Wow... it has been almost an entire year since the last LGB episode...
  • We know.
  • Don't worry, Scotty. You will get another chance.
  • Not. Funny.
  • I made it to the mansion!
  • The humans are saved!
  • Goodbye Scotty...
  • Thanks...?
  • I can handle everything.
  • Like that will help, you weird headed logo man.
  • Microsoft Anna?! I missed you!
  • Now that you mentioned that I survived that, that tantrum felt great!
  • Just... ignore... that... nickname... Uh oh! Must. Gotta. Let loose. EEEEE-YOW-OW-OW-OW-OW!!!!! HARVEY ZILTH, HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME, THEN ATTACK MY BOSS, AND THEN CALL ME A CONTROL FREAK?! I DO NOT CARE, IF THIS TANTRUM WILL BLOW MY HEAD OFF ONCE MORE, JUST LET ME THROW ONE!!! HARVEY ZILTH, I DO NOT CARE IF YOUR TANTRUM WAS THROWN JUST SO I COULD GIVE YOU A CHANCE!!! I SAID I WILL NOT GIVE YOU ONE AND THAT'S FINAL!!! JUST ACCEPT THE FACTS, YOU A-WIPE A-WIPE A-WIPE A-WIPE!!!
  • SOI!
  • LTIB Episode 45? I cannot let that happen again. There would be no hospital to help me this time.
  • Zaid?! Zabsolute?! Hahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!!! Scotty absolutely deserved that.
  • SCOTTY-TY-TY-TY!!!
  • RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY! DUE TO YOU STARTING TO BECOME DANGER FOR OUR GROUP, I HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE! YOU'RE FIRED! GET OUT, NOW!
  • BULLSHIT!!! YOUR FIRING IS JUSTIFIED! GET OUT! OUT OUT OUT!!!
  • Oh it's you, Mr. Warner!
  • You too, Beulah? Go outside. Look.
  • Never. Scotty's firing is justified.
  • As much as I like to kill Scotty, you seem a bit out of touch.
  • Take it easy, Sam. Topher is just being a brat. Remain calm. Uh, oh. Tantrum in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP CRAP! TOPHER, AS MUCH AS I LIKE TO KILL RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY, YOU ARE NOT THE RIGHT PERSON TO SUGGEST ME DO THAT! AND THUS, YOU ARE AN ASSWIPE, YOU HEAR ME?! YOU ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE!!
  • SHUT UP, BOTH OF YOU! ESPECIALLY RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY! I WILL KILL YOU THE NEXT CHANCE I GET!
  • This is awesome. I will use this the next time I throw a tantrum.
  • How do you like that? Ambrose desperately tried to get rid of Mr. Warner, only for it to go horribly right! He got himself hit with Dirty Deeds! Hahahahaha soi soi soi soi rofl rofl rofl rofl!!!
  • Paging Microsoft Sam. Paging Microsoft Sam.
  • Uh, oh! Got to let loose.
  • Hey Dirt! It's good to see you again!
  • I'll go get it.
  • Hey Pikachu. How's it going?
  • Uh. Luigi?
  • I wouldn't let our party guests near the computer.
  • Okay. Just don't send out the WB Shield to wreck the party. Got it?! Hang on! What is it, Eevee?
  • MISTER FREAKIN' LUI-GEE-GEE-GEE-GIIIIIIIIII!!!
  • Luigi, you idiot! I warned you not to bring out the WB Shield, and look what you did! You idiot! You loser!
  • Hey rodent! Does this look like Christmas to you?! You can take your weird-looking fox friend and come back to the world from which you came!
  • I don't care, even if my life is on the line! I don't even know why we chose to throw a party on Christmas! Those deviants can get off their lazy butts and get to work on blank Christmas memes! Be like Birdietalk Productions! Until then, see you never!
  • Well. That certainly was a really strange trip. Now that I know that it was LTIB 50's fault for making me act the way I am now, and that Luigi is only human... I should go back and apologize to him.
  • Hold it! Where are Dirt Secretii and her sister? Where is Mr. Warner? Where is everybody?!
  • What, what, what. I did not become a control freak! I got over it when I married Scotty!
  • What? No credits? That's it? There aren't even any bloopers!
  • The episode after the tic controllosa took over me?! No bloopers?! I am a slave owner all of a sudden?! At least Scotty is still married to me in the future, right?!
  • What?! Scotty remarries Beulah in the future?! No! That's the worst person Scotty could ever choose! None of this is true! None! None! None!
  • No! NO! NO!!! Scotty, what happened to you?!
  • Scotty Raven... will you marry me?
  • Mike, are you alright? Uh. No... No, this isn't possible.
  • Not just unbelievable. Impossible! Scotty is the biggest dime-a-dozen bum I ever met! How is it that HE is the one who gets a million dollars, not me?!
  • Calm down?! But why?! There are more famous text-to-speech voices than Scotty's... ...and HE gets a million dollars?!
  • Do you know what happened to me this morning, Mike? This morning... I woke up and felt a sharp pain in my throat. I felt for any lumps, in which there weren't. I basically have a sore throat, Mike. I couldn't even feel the authority of being the director, so... I, I had to tell Zira, which, which was humiliating. She took me to Dr. Mario, which was more humiliating, a- a- nd he told me. It's not any sore throat. It's a deadly sore throat. Dr. Mario sent me in for a CT scan, and he found a speck in my throat. I'm sure he said the speck's name was Tottie Babs, and she used something called Secretii Magic to shrink herself and get inside of me, then take on the form of a blood clot. I'm basically a victim of Tottie's weapon of choice, Mike. I have a deadly sore throat, and, Scotty has his own theme park.
  • Do you?! Do you, Mike?! Because all my life, I was raised to believe in the God that appears in Davemadson's videos! To believe that we should all behave a certain way and good things will come to us. I make mistakes, but every week I try to better myself. I'm always saying, "You know, I learned something today..." and what does this so-called God give me in return? A deadly sore throat! He doesn't even make sense!
  • I'm trying, Mike! If my throat can stop hurting, that's all!
  • Scotty! There you are! How dare you say we are not allowed in this park?! That's it, you are so getting it!
  • I'm okay, Mike. My throat got infected soon after Anna zapped me. I'm fine now, but I'm afraid if I go out, my throat would get infected all over again and I would black out. How are you?
  • But it's okay, Mike, because I think I finally figured it out. You see, if someone like Scotty can get a million dollars and his own theme park, then there is no God. There's no God, dude.
  • Why? Why Zira? Because if I do something bad will happen to me? Because if I do your God might not shower me with his blessings of infected sore throats?!
  • THERE'S NO JUSTICE, THERE'S NO GOD, DO YOU HEAR ME?! I OFFICALLY RENOUNCE MY FAITH! THERE IS NO GOD GOD GOD GOD GOD!!!
  • That's the most horrible story I've ever heard. Why would God do such a horrible thing to me in the past just to make sure things went according to plan?
  • Then I was right. God attempted murder on me in the past and failed, and now He is attempting murder on me again. There isn't a God.
  • Scotty... how freakin' dare you... ugh... Oh... Oohh—Ohuhughughhh...
  • YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RADAR OVERSEER SCOTTY I KNEW YOU WOULD NEVER GET YOUR REVENGE AGAINST ME!!! TAKE THAT AND THAT, YOU ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE ASSWIPE!!!
  • I missed all of you too. You really are up there.
  • Whatever. We are on opposite teams, so I am killing you right now.
  • On second thought, I am not killing you right now. I see your point in realizing the war is too dangerous.
  • SCOTTY, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!! NOT MARY, NOT ANNA, NOT ABBY, NOT ZIRA, BUT YOU! I LOVE YOU, SCOTTY!
  • Hey, at least if the other LTIB members die, we can do LTIB without them.
  • So Scotty. Even though I didn't strangle you earlier, there is a secret weapon that might do the job for me.
  • Uh oh. Scotty has a secret weapon? What if he kills me since I tried to kill him?
  • Alright, Scotty. It's becoming clear that we cannot sleep because of the thoughts going on in our heads. What should we do now?
  • Oh yeah. That. Scotty, I took you away from the war zone because I-
  • If I cannot reveal things vocally, then I suppose I'll reveal why I did it physically.
  • Oh, so you want to call me a cheater now? How about you like a taste of this!
  • Hey Scotty, I got that feeling, since we are trusting each other now, and my previous attempt didn't go so well because you heard somebody else...
  • Scotty, I love you, all along. Once I killed Anna, I knew I should stay with you. I shouldn't have screamed at you for all those years in the past, and tried to kill you. If anything, I interacted with you the most. So it makes sense we should stay together for the rest of our lives.
  • So yeah. About WB Shield's weapon. No more secret weapons, and Scotty, please do the same to your team's secret weapon. You know you want to...
  • Hold it! We are not going to Chez Monyou! It seems that a major development happened during the war, and after we got torn apart and brought back together, we are not risking getting separated again.
  • Sorry, Mike. I went into a panic and didn't realize you were in the way.
  • NO NO NO NO NO DAMN DAMN DAMN CRAP CRAP CRAP HOW DARE YOU BLAME ME FOR RUINING EVERYTHING IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO BLAME IT SHOULD BE GLITCH BECAUSE GLITCH ADMITTED GUILT FOR CAUSING THIS WHOLE THING YOU ALL SHOULD BE BLAMING GLITCH AND NOT ME YOU SHOULD BLAME GLITCH GLITCH GLITCH GLITCH GLITCH GLITCH GLITCH GLITCH GLITCH GLITCH!!!
  • I am alright. Why is everyone blaming me just because I arrived late? This is sounding like LTIB all over again.

Scarlett Edit

  • He dares to call me a loser?! That is worse than being called a sidekick!
  • I OBJECT!!!
  • Excellent. Now allow me to do my work.
  • Scotty is trying to marry Mary.
  • OBJECTION!
  • Radar Overseer Scotty cannot marry Flightning because he is already married to Beulah!
  • A genius like me always checks her sources.
  • Yes. Usually, Roman Reigns kills by spearing. But when Chris outright assigns him to spear a tribute in the abdomen, he takes it to the extreme. Originating from WWE Immortals, when Reigns does an outright spearing, it's called the Howling Spear technique. A similar case happens when Dean Ambrose forces someone to do dirty, suicidal deeds, and when Seth Rollins curb stomps someone. With Ambrose, you could see shadows coming out to multiply the Dirty Deeds effect. With Rollins, he calls in a helicopter to make sure his curb stomp could be felt.
  • I apologize for that lengthy lecture. Anyways, this weapon here will help me take out some of the competition.
  • His head just exploded in that tantrum. Not only that, but he's got blood spewing everywhere. It's lights out for him...
  • Samey's been pretending to be Amy the whole time. I thought we all knew that.
  • Let's calculate the strategy for the best possible outcome.
  • You, Bowser. Let's join Chuck and Luigi and overpower Code LTIB!

Scotty Raven Jay Edit

  • If we want to cheer Fletchling up, we will have to change our plans.
  • My my. It's almost as if me saying "I will kill myself and you will be held responsible" is coming back to bite us in a whole new way I didn't expect!
  • That's unusual.
  • Sam, you idiot!
  • Dirt, are you alright?
  • Don't worry, Sam. You will make it.
  • Hey, Dragonlord! What are you doing with Zira?! I thought we were friends?!
  • Before I kill myself, I shall eat this cookie...
  • Sam! Do not run away from the cornucopia alone! I'm coming!
  • The easiest way to impress your husband is to challenge many Sunshine secret levels and survive them. Sam, do not accept what Slide is trying to do!
  • Slide, for attempting to steal my husband, you get to choke on something.
  • It's a new record for this episode.
  • Just try it!
  • Okay.
  • Sam, look out!
  • Sam, are you okay now?
  • Uh oh.
  • Sam! I knew you would make it!
  • I love you too, Sam!
  • Oh Sam!
  • Slow death rate! Easiest way to go!
  • Sheesh.
  • Fired? Fired? No no no no no dammit dammit dammit!!! If you keep doing this to me, I'll have to kill myself and you'll be held responsible, you doofus doofus doofus doofus!!!
  • That's good and all, Mike, but we are seriously trying to fend off the Z-guys. Like I zaid to Guy before, it was an zabsolute emergency! We need to watch out for brain stealers!
  • SAAAAAAAM!!!
  • You bellowed, Sam?
  • My newest strategy for getting the intro right is watching so many Looney Tunes cartoons on TV. By memorizing the intro, I can get this right way before Sam starts to scream at me!
  • I am. Every time Sam screams at me, it escalates into a point where he fires me, then I throw a tantrum and then threaten to commit suicide. At one previous episode, I had to show Sam I wasn't kidding when I meant suicide!
  • How dare he! At least the Yveltal Feather survived... but should I respect him for even inviting me here? Ugh. Mario can be a severe nuisance! Hggh... take it easy, Scotty... the shelter run is about to end soon, since it is down to me, him, and the mysterious character who was watching me... remain calm... Uh oh... Tantrum... is... coming... on... NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT MARIO THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT FOR MAKING ME SUFFER JUST PLEASE DIE SO I CAN END THE EPISODE YOU PSUEDO-S-RANKER DEMON!!!
  • I give up. Hunger Games will not cut it for me. If I get my fame by recognizing that one boy, I will soon die! I know you TV Tropes, and I am not going to be beat up by you again!
  • Sigh. I want to get this over with so I can move on to the immunity challenge...
  • Opal Duvall, Palkia, Wally Warner, and Sam. Done.
  • At least Zayn didn't kill me. That's good, right? I don't want to reveal myself just yet...
  • I tried to compete on Survivor the other day. However, I also rather unintentionally recognized my sweetheart Sam. I may be suffering from love trauma because of how he reacted. Hence my paper bag.
  • BT Productions treats the simulator as virtual reality! So I can come back whenever I want! How's the game?
  • Patty confirmed I am not suffering from love trauma after all. So I threw it away.
  • I already explained my situation to Guy, but if you want to know as well, then fine. BT Productions treats the simulator as virtual reality! So I can come back whenever I want!
  • I am trying to get out of here! Dragonlord already ruined a moment between me and my brother, and I don't want him attacking me as well!
  • Ah, the memories we've shared, right in this room. They're all here in this memory book. Here we are on the Fourth of July. And Valentine's Day. Oh, you looked so cute on Easter.
  • Can I tell it this time, Sam? Pretty please? Whenever Sam sees us, the tic controllosa in his brain starts building up and a nasty storm rages. So, Sam's happy gland is forced to take shelter in the recesses of his mind. But the happy gland can't find a recess deep enough, so he gets the flu and has to stay in bed until we leave.
  • Wow, that's a nice one. Thanks for inviting us to your big fencewarming party.
  • Well, okay then. You look like you need some alone time. We'll be exploring LOL-LOL Land if you need us.
  • Ah, this is more like it. Just me, my shield maker, and you, Mr. Smiley Face WB Shield. No one can come between us.
  • What? Oh, that's silly talk, Sam. I am the logo guy, and we logo guys work alone. And, uh- - -we're not supposed to get distracted while we're working, Sam.
  • Oh, these are no good, Mr. Warner. Sam made them.
  • Actually, Sam, in point of fact, I've been Employee of the Month a gazillion and six times. Keep dreaming.
  • 'SOI'? Only one person could say it like that! It was him! Sam did it!
  • Oh, so what if Sam is better at these bloopers than you are? Doesn't matter. And so what if Sam replaced you as Employee of the Month? And so what if Sam is pogo-dancing with your brother? Pogo-dancing with your brother?!
  • NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!! MICROSOFT SAM, MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE MY JOB, AND MAYBE YOU CAN TAKE MY PLACE ON THE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH WALL OF FAME, BUT NOBODY, AND I MEAN NOBODY, POGO-DANCES WITH MY BROTHER BUT ME, YOU HEAR ME?! NOW DO YOURSELF A BIG FAVOR AND GET OUT, BUB, AS YOU ARE FIRED! GET OUT BUB BUB BUB BUB BUB BUB BUB BUB!!!
  • Sam, I just want to say I'm sorry for being so selfish, and yelling at you and all. I mean, who cares about bloopers, pictures on the wall, and dancing. We're bigger than that, right? So, if you're willing to let bygones be bygones, then I'm willing to meet you half way. So Sam, will you forgive me?
  • Oh my goodness, SAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! Stop yelling at me! I was only getting my million dollars out of the bank for freak's sake!
  • HA! If you need money, you can switch to a different job, Mike! No freeloaders are gonna take my hard-earned cash!
  • Didn't earn it?! What about all the years I spent making Grandpa like me?! All the wet spit-filled kisses I put up with?! The constant smell of aspirin and pee?! Don't tell me I didn't earn it, you son of a bitch!
  • No no! I'm buying it to keep people out! Don't you see? Forever it has been my dream to get revenge against Sam... and what better way than to have my very own theme park, so that I could be alone in it, all day, every day. I love theme parks. But the lines! Everywhere you go, people, crowds. The rides are great, but... All the lines, lines, LINES! If there's one thing I hate, all the lines, lines, lines, LINES!! And then there get to be so many people that they make FastPass. So then there's lines for FastPass. You stand in line to get a ticket to stand in line later. Then there's lines for the bathrooms, lines for the drinks, lines for cantakuras and rare Kartankulas Plinks! ...And, so you see, this park is for me. Nobody else will be allowed in it.
  • Hey, everybody! Check out the all new Scottyland! It's our Graaand Opening! Scottyland has over a hundred fabulous rides, six roller coasters, and tons of great surprises! And the best part is: You can't come!! That's right, because at Scottyland, only I, Radar Overseer Scotty, can get in! That means only I can ride the all-new Tornado Twister, a roller coaster that splashes in the water! Wow! It's the greatest amusement park in the Colorado area! And nobody can go!! Especially Mike and Sam!! HAHA!! So come on down to Scottyland now! But don't plan on getting past the parking lot, 'cause remember: So much to do at Scottyland, but you can't come! Especially you, Mike and Sam.
  • Whoa! Heheh. Whoa! Whoa! Heheheheheh. Aw, man, that was awesohome! That one part, with the-uum, with the spider that dropped on ya? Oho, man, that totally got me. That was sweet! Heheh.
  • Sam is trying to get inside my park, when I clearly stated he is not allowed. Can you zap him for me?
  • ...Alright, so listen: All I want you to do is keep anybody out who tries to get in here. If you see anybody on my property, especially Mike and Sam, you are to zap on sight!
  • Alright, now this is very hard for me to do, you understand. But, in return for you working security, I'll let you ride two rides a day. But only two rides, and only if I'm not on them.
  • Alright, alright, alright! Sheesh! I'll open the park to two people each day! But remember: anybody else you see trespassing the park...
  • Alright, alright! I'll let two more people in each day so I can hire a maintenance person. And I know the perfect person for the job...
  • Alright folks, we've had another change in policy. I've had to hire a maintenance person by the name of Harold McGrady, and to pay his salary I have to let in two more people a day. However, Harold demanded I have food and drinks inside the park, so now I've had to hire a beverage person, and a cotton-candy person, which means I now have to let eight people come in a day! BUT, you are to try your best not to ride any rides that I am on! Understood? Alright, let's go.
  • ...And, since Anna needs video surveillance, I have to let in two more people a day to cover those expenses... Need to cover Natural Mike's salary, so that's three more admissions a day... Cleanup crew for the bathroom, money to cover paint and upkeep - so that's about four admissions - that brings the grand total to... dammit! Eight hundred and sixteen people can come into the park today!
  • SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!! I was only out here on orders by the WB Shield! Now I ran into you? It's as if fate wants us to meet, even away from LTIB duties!
  • You just now saw it? How come you almost strangled me before you saw the point?!
  • Uh Sam? Are you going to spit it out? Why you almost strangled me?
  • Oh my goodness, you have a secret weapon? I have a secret weapon too, you know?
  • Uh oh. What if Sam really goes through with his plan now and kills me in my sleep?
  • Well Sam, there's the matter of why you took me away from the war zone in the first place, so let's talk about that.
  • You... love me? Uh... ... ... ...I... ...love you too, Sam. Since Beulah is dead, I have to go with the next best person, which is you, Sam. Oh Sam, let's just explore our possibilities as a couple once the war is over.
  • You expect me to destroy a weapon? After you used your own weapon to save LTIB?!
  • NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT MICROSOFT SAM, HOW DARE YOU TRY TO FORCE ME TO DESTROY THE SECRET WEAPON BELONGING TO OUR TEAM, ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU DESTROYED YOUR TEAM'S SECRET WEAPON, NOW WE'LL BE FORCED TO START FROM SQUARE ONE ALL OVER AGAIN, AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU, YOU BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD BASTARD!!!
  • Wait, hold up, Mary. You mean to say I-OH MY!
  • Sam... I am so freakin' sorry... I shouldn't have done what I did... if I have to join you in Heaven so I could apologize in person, then that's what I shall do.
  • I'm sorry, Mary. I went crazy and killed my lover Sam, and I shouldn't have done it. I feel so devastated that killing myself is the only way out. Sam, I am so freakin' sorry! With this shot, I shall join you like we're meant to!
  • Just doing a little favor. Sam, will you marry me?

SeabromEdit

  • But then again, we all have bits of black and orange being Starly.

Seth Rollins Edit

  • Hey, thanks for the immunity kit!
  • So Mario... you want to join The Shield so you can ditch that bird costume... well you have to kill a Code LTIB member first to gain my loyalty.
  • It was an accident, I swear! This wouldn't have happened if Roman teamed up with us instead of Jason Jordan! I mean where is Roman when you need him?
  • It was my fault... I shouldn't have hit Ambrose by accident...
  • That sounds about right.
  • Oh boy! Who are the new partners?
  • Oh goodie! An OC from BT Productions is actually joining us for round three!
  • Well, back to the old... dressing board...
  • Let's get round three started, huh?
  • Step aside so we can teach you all a lesson!
  • You are grounded!
  • Okay okay! You win! But don't go off saying I never doubted your abilities!
  • I say it's party time!
  • That's over!
  • You left me with no choice...
  • Good job!
  • Hold up!
  • What's this? A note.
  • I'll do it! For the sake of the reaction!
  • Ugh, since when did I lose my precious prize? The WWE World Heavyweight Championship!
  • Oh yeah? Did you know that the nonfatal day event count reached 2500?
  • It will be fine! Jodi is no longer in the cast! We can do whatever and she will not react!
  • Scarlett replaced Jodi!
  • Now that's something I want to hear!
  • Alright, Fletchling. We need to get rest now. I love you.
  • Curb stomp, bitch!

SillornEdit

  • You dare to call me a duck, huh?
  • Curb stomp, bitch!

Slide Secretii Edit

  • Boom boom!
  • Shine get!
  • You got it right. Super Secretiis.
  • Don't worry, Lily. It's all over now.
  • One shelter run for Katniss, coming right up!
  • Forget about the jewel! We can just enjoy a new episode in the spotlight!
  • Oh my slides!
  • What is it, Turbo?
  • Now that you said it, I haven't seen Dragonlord at all. Has he probably stopped launching attacks at us?!
  • You mean, the worst of what the BT Productions characters had faced is now over?!

SlimeEdit

  • When a D-Ranker becomes an S, he or she can become deadly. Just ask Madao Joestar.
  • Good shot all of you! Especially Dragonlord!
  • It seems we are.

SrigneEdit

  • Well you do look like one, being black and orange and all...

StizzaEdit

  • Everybody! Move it! Move it!

Suha Secretii Edit

  • So you were the one that made the game instead of me?

SylveonEdit

  • Of course the one who bothered to dress up for the holidays won...

Tottie BabsEdit

  • I want my skin color changed because I feel it is too light for my taste!
  • I'm bored! Let's see what's on YouTube!
  • Let me see here...
  • Too bad!
  • You cannot do that, Lily!
  • Just be lucky I was not the one who killed White! I know what shall happen if I was the one to kill White...

Turbo SecretiiEdit

  • What would happen if Dartrix won?
  • That is an awesome idea!
  • Patty's gone insane! Let me stop her!
  • Revenge from our previous failures.
  • We want Dragonlord!
  • I found out the easiest way to take Dragonlord down is to use BrantSteele against him. BrantSteele is Dragonlord's source of power, and if I hack it, I essentially cut off his power source and force him to shut down.
  • The series is cancelled. I am not going back into this. Basically I discovered the winning strategy much too late...
  • Here's the deal. I got last place during the BrantSteele Christmas Special, and according to Chris McLean's rules, the player who got last place will be put in a grounded series. Were you there doing that time? Of course not! So get out before I hack BrantSteele to shut you down in addition to shutting Dragonlord down...
  • Oh sphincter, I meant to say Bowser Junior!
  • Where is Slide?!
  • What are you talking about? Hillary made a small mistake, the simulation should still be going on since we left when Lily and Slide were still alive, and we ending up deviating twice because of Slide, Dragonlord, and Rooster.
  • You are trying to say that Lily and Slide died off-screen.
  • Sheer coincidence indeed.
  • Poor WB Shield. The unfortunate timing of WB Shield Fools.
  • Worry no more Lily. I survived your level.
  • You know, I am sad that this event does not start a shelter run. I would love to check out Princessa's shelter again some time.
  • You just broke the fourth wall...
  • You want to know why I couldn't be found? I was the one who knocked Dragonlord down with that Super Star. If Dragonlord ever finds this out, he will throw an extremely violent tantrum!
  • How did you know?
  • What the?!
  • Eee... eee...
  • Me and my wishing mouth.
  • Oh boy! A new shelter!
  • Hmph. Just another lousy detail.
  • This is turbo madness!

Waluigi Edit

  • Sometimes, even I wonder if my icon is just asking for it...
  • Drat! If any of you breathes a word of my last place finish to anywhere outside of BrantSteele, I'll get you good!
  • I gotta say this is kind of a relief. I was sick of playing with you losers, anyway!
  • Who's tough enough to take down Waluigi? I dare you to try me!
  • Think you can beat me? Think again!
  • Beating you guys is gonna be easy. I bet I'm not even gonna break a sweat!
  • Whee hee hee! Watch the master at work!
  • Whee hee hee! Things are going exactly according to plan!
  • Who dares challenge the great Waluigi?
  • Whee hee! There's no stopping me now! Catch me if you can, suckers!
  • She is leaving us? Oh well. More of us then! Expecting more Dragon Quest than just Dragonlord, Patty, and Jessica?
  • Time to actually win, and not be the Fortune Street butt monkey!
  • Last time on Survivor Revisited: The Aftermath. Fortune Secretii has left us because she was feeling betrayed by her fellow Secretii. The letter I found here stated that Fortune has left because-
  • You've won this round, Luigi... But I'm gonna come out on top the next round! Just you wait!

Warner Brock Sheldon Edit

  • I am the symbol of the Warner Bros. franchise, the shield! Naturally, I'm supposed to wait until someone said cue the shield, but this was an absolute emergency.
  • We realized we could make a great team after realizing we only made limited appearances in specific episodes. Me being the shield, and Harvey Zilth being news reporter.
  • Oh boy, here we go again.
  • I really like this. With the boss in the studio, we will be tough to beat!
  • I will smack him silly with my zoomer techniques until he realizes he should be given a chance.
  • You are still in the studio, Sam. You are very lucky to have survived that tantrum without blowing your head off.
  • We can actually make it! As the icon of our studio, we shall survive to continue my legacy as the logo the cast members try to get right!
  • Stay small, Warner Bros. Shield. Sam's only being sarcastic. Keep your cool. Uh oh! Tantrum going a-zoom. NO NO NO NO NO NO Microsoft Sam, if you call me a weird headed logo man one more time, I will leave the badly injured Mr. Warner as the last man standing, you freak freak freak freak freak!!!
  • What if I make Fletchinder not be kissed by one person, but two? I really want some FlaringZoom.
  • Two days later.
  • Places everyone! This is a take!
  • Radar Overseer Scotty needs a heart transplant. Who wants to volunteer?
  • Geez louise! Calm down, Mike!
  • Did somebody say cue the shield.
  • Two tantrums in a row in the same hospital visit? That sets off a new record.
  • Special delivery for Guy!
  • We felt like this was the one for you, seeing how you and Scotty are brothers.
  • Did somebody say cue the shield?!
  • Keep your cool, Warner Bros. Shield. Roman is just being a papa wolf. Remain small. Uh, oh! Tantrum about to go a-zoom. NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! ROMAN REIGNS, HOW DARE YOU KILL ME AND NITASHA'S BABY! NOW WE'LL NEVER HAVE A SPOOF OF THE LOONEY TUNES INTRO INTRO INTRO INTRO INTRO INTRO!!!
  • I'm okay, Topher. Roman is a dick whenever I attempt to be a father. Or anyone for that matter.
  • What a day... say what. Cue the shield. I'M COMING!
  • Sam! Sam! It is really you!

Xiomara Xenia Xiong Edit

  • Soy Xiomara Xenia Xiong.
  • Entonces hazlo!
  • Decimal, no!
  • Bueno, al menos eres un pavo real.
  • Dale! Para Yong Yi Joven!
  • Hora de la cena!
  • Tenemos un problema, otra vez!
  • Gracias, otra vez!
  • Realmente he estado queriendo casarse con alguien!
  • Oh, querido.
  • Detener la lucha!
  • Estaba en lo cierto!

Yoshi SecretiiEdit

  • Commence: Operation HSP Blast Off.
  • Pinna Park is already in a bad state!
  • But... how could a person like me be motivated to kill someone like Mario?
  • AH FORGET IT!!!
  • Apparently logo managers get all the craze these days...
  • For shame, Sam! I should whisk you away to the Yoshi-Go-Round and force you to remain there!
  • It's another day... for challengers...
  • Okay...?! I want to see who sent that to me!
  • Huh? Who are you?
  • I say this calls for a group meeting...
  • But now I have a new matter to talk about. This mysterious inviation to a party. It's black, and yet it's glowing somehow, as if it is refracting light! There must be one explanation for this. SECRETII MAGIC!
  • What Lily said. When I talked to the character who sent down the invitations, it said that Bruce is not going since she might bring trouble to the party should she arrive.
  • Nec- - -who?!
  • Huh... now I can put a name to the character I talked to earlier...
  • I want to know more.
  • But Bruce said that she is not planning to cause trouble-
  • Fine...
  • A fellow Secretii named Glitch has been eavedropping on things as of late. Glitch found out that Lily is planning to sneak Bruce into the party. Glitch forced me to talk to you on their behalf.
  • I think it mainly has to do with the way Glitch speaks...
  • You couldn't tell Necrozma directly, so you had me do it. And that essentially got you banned from the party.
  • Maybe you should muster up the courage to directly speak to others next time. Anyways, I am heading for the party.
  • Bruce...?! Did you just swear?!
  • But... I think you succeeded in your goal anyway?
  • Okay, what do we do now?
  • I understood. But I am still concerned for Bruce, as she is my sister.
  • Sam... you disappointed me... you could've helped out, but chose not to arrive until it was too late...
  • No... it's just that the whole Ultra Necrozma situation is making me a nervous wreck...
  • Uh, no. You cannot get me that easily. I am only giving you a fair fight once Bruce hands over her magic wand to me.
  • I needed to do something to relieve myself from the pressure. I'm feeling better now, so you can take me back to Pinna Park any time.

Yvonne PowlessEdit

  • ME TOO!
  • Let's see what's going on over here!
  • Galaxia and Mario?! Isn't Galaxia supposed to be trying to kill Mario, not romance him?
  • Eh, it's a better love story than Twilight.
  • What if Sade comes back? Then what? I don't like this at all.

Zira Brown Edit

  • Scotty, we find our partner.
  • Now we are severely starting to wish Mary didn't throw a party upon seeing you get married!
  • Guys, guys, guys. Stop arguing.
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