Many events in the simulator were inspired by TV Tropes.
- Accidental Hand Hold: (Player1) and (Player2) reach for the same basket of bread, only to find themselves holding hands instead.
- Accidental Murder: As (Player1) and (Player2) have an epic final battle, they accidentally kill (Player3) in the crossfire.
- Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence: (Player1) discards (his/her1) mortal coil and ascends to a higher plane of existence.
- And a Diet Coke: (Player1) orders a large meal with a diet soda.
- Arranged Marriage: (Player1) and (Player2) set up (Player3) and (Player4) for an arranged marriage.
- Auto Erotica: (Player1) and (Player2) make sweet love in the back seat of an abandoned car.
- Beach Kiss: (Player1) and (Player2) share an intimate, passionate kiss on a beach, with ocean waves splashing over them.
- Big Red Button: (Player1) finds a machine with a big red button on it. (He/She1) presses it out of curiosity, causing the machine to explode on (him/her1).
- Bread, Eggs, Milk, Squick: (Player1) goes to the market and buys some bread, eggs, milk, and something squicky.
- Cuteness Overload: (Player1) finds (Player2) so adorable that (he/she1) suffers heart failure.
- Death by Sex: (Player1) and (Player2) have sex, and both die of exhaustion.
- Driven to Suicide: (Player1) cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.
- Electrified Bathtub: While taking a bath, (Player1) uses a live toaster as a bath bomb.
- Epic Fail: (Player1) steps off (his/her1) podium too soon and blows up.
- "Glad to Be Alive" Sex: (Player1) saves (Player2)'s life and is rewarded with glad-to-be-alive sex.
- Leeroy Jenkins: (Player1) screams (his/her1) name loudly and charges at (Player2), (Player3), (Player4), (Player5), and (Player6), getting (himself/herself1) killed.
- Lethal Chef: (Player1) tries cooking with a flamethrower. (Player2) gets too close and is burnt to a crisp.
- Make It Look Like an Accident: (Player1) discovers the mastermind, and is killed for it. The death is made to look like an accident.
- Mercy Kill: (Player1) begs for (Player2) to kill (him/her1). (He/She2) reluctantly obliges, killing (Player1).
- Mile-High Club: (Player1), (Player2), and (Player3) take an abandoned plane for a joyride. (Player2) and (Player3) make love in the back while (Player1) drives.
- Murder by Mistake: (Player1) shoots an arrow at (Player2), but misses and kills (Player3) instead.
- Nosebleed: (Player1), upon seeing (Player2), nosebleeds so hard (he/she1) dies of blood loss.
- One-Hit Polykill: (Player1) shoots a bullet that goes through (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).
- Snow Means Death: It started to snow. (Player1) dies in the snow.
- Snow Means Love: It started to snow. (Player1) and (Player2) kiss in the snow.
- Super Drowning Skills: (Player1) falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
- The Last of These Is Not Like the Others: (Player1) asks a series of questions about Lysol products, then ends it with "How to do a haircut at home".
- The Password Is Always Swordfish: (Player1) asks (Player2) for (his/her2) WiFi password. (Player2) answers that it is "swordfish".
- Walk on Water: (Player1) walks on water.